My initiation for the Akatsuki was very funny. I entered the Akatsuki lair with my full poker face on.
"Enter" said a voice from a speaker, and the door opened.
"So you are... Megan... right?" he asked.
"Correct" I said.
"Well, let's begin your initiation." After the mysterious figure asked the questions, he told me his name and said, "You must mentally/physically scar one of the members. Be gone."
And I poofed away.
"Akatsuki members! Someone is going through the initiation. Beware she is a very intelligent ninja" he said, and I smirked. "Oh sh*t!" I heard from across the room. 'Let the fun begin!' I thought.
First was Deidara. That night, I went in his room, with scissors. Without him waking up, I cut off his ponytail off and threw away all his clay.
I then went to Hindan's room. I put tape over his mouth so he couldn't scream. I then cut off his legs, arms, and head. I threw the head in a really heavy box, and then I threw it in the lake.
Next was Itachi. I told Tobi that the bulge in his pants were cookies. Tobi ran to Itachi's room and tried to get the "cookies" out. I video recorded it and showed it to Kisame. First he blushed, and then he got really mad. He stormed out probably looking for Tobi. And let's just say that Tobi wasn't seen for a while.
Next was Sasori. He wasn't in his room, so I painted "Art is a Bang!" all over his walls millions of times. When he went in there, he saw the words, sat on his bed, and curled up into a ball mumbling. Sasori then became "special".
After Sasori, I grabbed a can of weed killer and sprayed Zetsu. "I'm melting!" he screamed over and over again (lol). "I'm probably gonna get in trouble for that one..." I said to myself.
Last but not least, Kakuzu. I made a letter that said the Akatsuki was bankrupted and that we'd need all of his money. He fainted, so I threw his body in a bow similar to Hidan's but I put it into tens of other boxes and put it in Konan's closet.
"Well, that's everyone." I said, and poofed to Pein's office door.
"Come" he said, so I went in. "I saw how you tortured and even killed some of the members." he said plainly.
"Yeah, I'm sorr-"
"No no, that just means you're merciless. And you did way better than I thought you would. You're in. You'll find your stuff outside the door, with directions to your room. Since Sasori has...changed... you'll be Deidara's partner. Go." I bowed respectfully and went outside.
After setting up my room, I heard "We have a new member. Do not hold any grudges or try to get revenge, because she even scares me *chuckles nervously*. If you want to get on her good side, go and meet her in the east wing." and the speaker shut off.
I heard a knock. "Come in" I said. It was Deidara. "Hi I'm Megan. You're Deidara, right?" I said. "Ya. I'm your new partner, un" he said,
"I know. And by the way, I'm sorry about the hair, but personally, I like it better that way." (Just the ponytail part isn't there) I said smiling. He blushed. My day went on, and at the end, Deidara asked me out and I said yes. We both continued to torture the rest of the Akatsuki. Konan found Kakuzu in her closet, screamed, and then Pein killed him for supposedly being a perv. *:3* Hidan was never found. We also found pictures of Itachi under Kisame's bed. Well, that's just a normal day for us.