"What are you doing now, Tamaki?" Kyouya asked, a resigned look on his face as he looked up from his math homework. Tamaki had stolen his laptop and was typing with a determined look on his face.
"I'm looking up stuff," was the vague response from the blonde.
"Like what?"
"Like stuff."
With a sigh, Kyouya went back to his work, shaking his head slightly at Tamaki's stupidity. As a friend, he had to get used to it, but that didn't mean he had to constantly tolerate it.
"Hey, hey, Kyouya!"
"Yes?"
"Did you know that odontophobia is the fear of teeth?"
"I could've assumed so…" Kyouya responded slowly. "Odonto is a Latin root meaning teeth, and phobia obviously means-'
"Mommy! You're no fun! You're supposed to say 'I didn't know that!' so that I feel smart!" Tamaki ranted, waving his hands around in the air. "That's the point of looking up random stuff!"
"I see no merit in lying to you just so that you feel more intelligent. Daddy."
"Meanie. Daddy's gonna get a divorce." The blonde stuck his tongue out at Kyouya, then went back to the laptop screen.
"Tamaki…" Kyouya sighed, "you're ridiculously infantile."
"What do you mean?"
"Only someone incredibly childish could possibly stick out their tongue at someone at this age. Or waste their time looking up such ridiculously unimportant facts online."
"Hey! The fear of the number 666 is hexa-ko-sio-i-hexe-kon-ta-hexa-phobia!" Tamaki pronounced the word carefully, a bright smile on his face.
"My point exactly."