Sheep by Jayson Lyon (my little brother)

Disclaimer: Neither I, nor Jayson, own Hetalia. We just love it to pieces.

One morning, Germany woke up. "Vhat? Where's Italy?" he wondered as he noticed a large lump under his covers. He pulled the blanket off his bed, and there was... a sheep?

"Baaaaaaaaasta!" cried the sheep. Germany froze then turned about and akwardly left the room. The sheep followed him.

"Perhaps some television will soothe my mind," he thought as he walks into the TV room. When he gets there, the TV is already on and a sheep is sitting on the couch with a plate of rice, watching TV. The sheep turned to Germany and let out a monotone "baa" as the sheep following Germany said "baaaaasta!" again. Germany then decided that maybe beer, rather than TV, would help him the most. So he headed toward his basement bar, with sheep in tow.

Upon entering the bar, Germany saw two more sheep and a ram. The first sheep turned to Germany and cried "Baaaaaaaastard!" quite angrily. The second sheep tapped the first and anounced "sieeeeeeeeeesta!" and they both promtly fell asleep. Then the ram shouted "Beeeeeeeeeeeeeer!" as he rams into Germany. Meanwhile, the sheep that had follow Germany to the bar were bleeting "baa" and "baaaaaaasta!" some more. Then Germany remembered that he hadn't even had breakfast yet. So he left the basement and went up stairs to the kitchen.

Germany trudged across the kitchen and opened the fridge. Inside he found yet another sheep, but this one was holding a frying pan. Whack! The sheep smacked Germany in the head with the frying pan, flooring him. Suddenly, there was a rummbling.

"!"

There lay Germany, knocked to the floor, as his kitchen started to fill up with sheep. They jumped in through the windows, charged through the doors, and even poured out of the cupboards. Germany screamed in terror as his vision faded to black.

One morning, America woke up.

"Dude! What a terrible dream! I mean, there wasn't even anything to eat in the fridge!"

End

A/N: What do you think? This was my brother's idea, but just had to tweak his sentence structure. Please R&R, I want to tell him what you say.

PS ~ Cyber cookies for those who can name the sheep in a comment - in order!

Note from Jayson: To tell the truth, I couldn't think of anything to write, but then got inspired when I saw Little Bo Peep. ;)