Part 1 of raziels series of crappy events
Raziels worst workexperience
Its Monday morning, Raziel is preparing himself for his first day of work experience, hes dreading it "oh man i wonder what Ive got?", he shuffles out the front door grabbing a cape to throw round his neck at the last second.
He finds himself walking down an unfamiliar street "hmm where is this damn place, it says the address is 454 radnor park nosgoth" he continues walking until he See's the number on a door.
"this must be the place...erm...its...a cleaning company, i asked for something cool like a spy agency, hmm? maybe its just a cover...hehehehehehe cunning"
He goes through the front door, walking past a few cleaning ladies on the way to the main desk "hmm maybe not", there's a women wearing a florescent pink over coat typing on a computer behind a security pane (you know the ones at the bank)
"errm I'm here for work experience" she looks up at him and glares..."what? you've never seen a demon before?" she sighs and grunts "name?" replying "errm Raziel" she looks at her computer screen and starts to type.
typing...(half an hour later), Raziel's looks at the clock and starts tapping his claws on the desk impatiently he thinks to him self "Errm hello I'm still here its half an our later for fucks sake" Raziel coughs trying to get the women's attention, she looks up at him
"can i help you?" Raziel clenches his fists with fury "YES!...IM HERE FOR WORK EXPERIENCE!!" with his blood boiling the women stands up and says "oh yeah i forgot, Raziel init? you will be working with Hugh Jarse he is our only male cleaner apart from you for the next two weeks, hes just through that door he will fill you in with the details" Raziel heads for the door but stops half way there to turn around and look at, the women raises her eyebrow at him.
As he enters through the door he is confronted with a familiar face "Hugh...Jarse?" he burst out laughing and shouts in a high pitched voice "KAINS A CLEANER!!" he continues to hysterically laugh... Kain reluctantly replies "yes yes I'm a cleaner, we all have to make money some how" Raziel eventually calms down "are you quite finished yet Raziel?"Raziel nods as he desperately tries to stop himself from laughing.
"Now Raziel time to get into your gear" Raziel instantly stops laughing "HUH gear?" a few minutes later "are you ready yet Raziel?"..."I refuse to wear this!"..."hurry up or we wont have time to clean the toilets"...Raziel shudders, "clean...the toilets" Raziel storms out the changing cubicle and struts to the managers office "THATS IT I QUIT!" he walks out the office slamming the door behind him, as hes leaving the building he passes the receptionist...
"AND YOU!!! I WAITED HALF A BLOODY HOUR FOR YOU TO TELL ME TO WALK THROUGH A DOOR HALF AN HOUR! AND SERIOUSLY WHAT DO YOU SEE IN THAT FLORECENT PINK OVER COAT IT MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE A BLOODY FLUMP MARSHMALLOW" he grabs the mouldy mop the leaned against the wall next to him and starts poking at the over coat for half an hour, the women just glares at him.. "I'm outta here" he drops the mop on the floor and heads for the exit trying desperately to make a dramatic exit he trips on the step outside the front door "coughs, umm i meant to do that" Kain walks through the door the the receptionists booth "Raziel has left the building hehehe"
2 weeks later his report comes through the door final evaluation "woosy baby couldn't handle it"
THE END