The Wind Fish flew over me and it was amazing. I was unsure whether everything that had happened on Koholint Island was in fact real or just a dream. It hurt me to know that I'd probably never see Marin again, but when I thought about that it didn't seem such a bad thing. All she'd ever do was sing and her voice was fucking horrendous. That was the one thing I really didn't like about her.
The water was pristine and I could see myself from the waist down very clearly. My tunic was badly torn however and had lost its colour. How long had I been drifting out here? It all seemed too fortunate that I should still be alive. I sat myself up right on the sketchy wooden raft which I had found myself on. I attempted to get to land using my hands as ores and slowly started moving further out.
It was now getting dark. I had been paddling for hours and I could only just make out an Island in the far distance. The calm sea brought a gentle sway to the raft and sent me to sleep like a wee bambino.
I was awoken by a particulaly large elderly lady. She helped me sit up right and offered me food and shelter. She seemed very familiar with me and it suddenly occurred that this lady was Marin only she was at least fifty years older. It seemed like hours in the real world were years on Koholint Island. Marin was overwhelmed to see me and I still thought she was still relatively attractive. Well... worth having sexual intercourse with, maybe even a little ass to ass. As if to impress me she started singing again just like how she used to.. This angered me and I felt my fist and jaw clench. In a passive aggressive manner I said "please.. shut your trap". Although she was surprised she soon got fucking over it. She started to ramble on about how boring her life had been since when I last saw her, it was aggravating me so I simply said "Tits or GTFO". Marin was cool with it. She then took me outside into her back garden where I noticed she had made a memorial fountain for me. "We thought we'd never see you again Link, we though you had died" she said. It was very touching.
It was a breathtaking garden and had been treated with great care. I needed a moment to take it all in and looked around it. From the distance a green rupee caught my eye. I smiled to myself and called out to Marin and said "Oh, Marin! Would you look at that! There's a rupee over there!". Marin was surprised and shrieked "Oooo! A rupee! In excitement she scurried over and lifted her dress slightly to pick it up. As she slowly bent over to grab it, my face transformed in to an evil smirk, and I screamed "YOU GONNA GET RAPED NOW". She continued to bend over; when she was at the peak of a 90 degree bend, I whacked my meat missile in her fat ass, making her my bitch.
THE END!