"An Ode To Dean Ambrose"
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Disclaimer: I don't own anything associated with WWE or any of it's wrestlers. The World Wrestling Entertainment and it's wrestlers are owned by the chairman, Vince McMahon. Since I'm having fun nailing out awesome poem after poem (if anyone's ever interested), I decided to do another one, but this time, it's my tribute to WWE's only Lunatic Fringe, Dean Ambrose. Keep your heartbeats in check, ladies. So all and all, enjoy.
Dean Ambrose, the Lunatic Fringe
He's awesome and insane
More psychotic and crazy
Like a total train in vain
He held the US title 351 days
And man, what a feat
He's thirsty for a fight
He's looking for some faces to beat
He'll dive off an ambulance
Or a ladder 15 stories high
He tends to hit really hard
Which hurts than a bullet to the thigh
He yearns for his revenge
From Bray Wyatt to Seth Rollins
Dean wants to smack them down
Like a drunk uncle sipping Tom Collins
He was the crazy member of the Shield
And Roman Reigns's brutha
He's the guy whose daughter shouldn't bring home
He'll punch your mutha
Without WWE, there would be no Shield
And no happy scary Dean
He was the mouthpiece of the group
He'd strike you in the spleen
Now he's on his own
And he's totally unstable
Dean won't put you in your place
He'll put you through a table
Now that's his entire story
A book that will never close
He's more than our psychotic hero
He's the Lunatic Fringe,
Dean Ambrose.
Well, I hope this little poem will keep all of you satisfied. Let's cheer him on to victory at WWE's Elimination Chamber, guys! We all love our Dean Ambrose, don't we people?
Anyway, feedbacks are welcome! Until next time, this is UltimateWarriorFan4Ever signing off!