Okay, just a reminder that this is SUPPOSED to be OOC (hence the title…duh) so if you don't like OOC then don't read it. Anywhoo, it's Sunday (happy belated birthday Abe!) and I got bored soooo TA DA! OOC TKC was born! Enjoy ^^
"OWNED!" Anubis yelled, hopping up and down.
"Keep your britches on, dog boy." Horus retaliated.
The boys were enjoying their Saturday, playing Wii Sports and Anubis was on his 385th streak of winning, kicking Horus's feathery butt.
"Another cream soda, arch enemy?" Horus asked, clinking two sodas together.
Anubis eyed the bottles wearily, "Ah, no thanks."
Horus opened his mouth, probably to curse about his foiled attempt of murder by poison, but the sound of a terrible driver interrupted him.
Now who could that be?
"Abraham Lincoln?" Anubis guessed.
…It's a good thing you're sexy.
"Uhh…so that's a no?"
It's Julius.
"Oh! Yay!"
*Face palm* Where was I? Oh, bad driver, got it.
Julius crashed through the window and skidded to a stop at Horus's feet, "Hey boys! Wanna cruise around town in my new hot ride?"
His "hot ride" was a beat up bug.
"Ummm, I think we'll take Anubis's Ferrari…" Horus said.
Julius laughed, "Pfft, you don't wanna be seen in that piece of crap with with wheels. Haven't you heard?" He whipped out a magazine with a title that said: BUG NEW FERRARI. That was completely nuts, and it was incorrect grammar too.
The magazine showed a happy(ish) looking stick figure watching two work men-type things replacing a lumpy Ferrari with a misshapen bug.
Anubis snatched up the magazine and ripped it to shreds with his pointy teeth, "This. Is. A. Lie." He ripped another piece off with each word.
Anubis is very protective of his car.
"We have to ah, 'talk' to whoever made this horrid magazine." Horus growled.
Horus likes Anubis's car, it "attracts the ladies".
The bottom of the magazine has the company who made it.
"Uh, thanks random booming voice."
Anytime.
"Umm…so, OFF TO THE-," Anubis peered at the shredded magazine, "Off to the Bad Magazine work office!"
Soooo how was it? Love it? Hate it? Lemme know peoples! Press the pretty shiny button down below and review! Ya know I love em! If I get the right kinda feedback, I'll continue it!