Chris: What is the name of your dog?
Martin: Dog
Chris: No, he must have some name!
Martin: Yes, we call him dog.
Chris: That's the type of animal. He must have some name right!
Martin: I am not his father to name him! His name is dog!
Chris: So, how did it get to own this dog!
Martin: I don't own this dog just like I own my wife and kids, he just follows me!
Chris: Yes and since when this dog started following you!
Martin: I am not sure since when this dog started following me, I can tell you since when I started noticing that he is following me!
Chris: OK! Tell me that!
Martin: But why is that important?
Chris: No its not! Just that don't you think the dog should have a name just like all of us?
Martin: I am not sure either why names are required for us!
Chris: Then how can we identify each other!
Martin: Finger Prints!
Chris: So, how do I call you when you don't have a name!
Martin: The finger print should be mapped to some unique number and then you call that number.
Chris: So the numbers would run to multiple digits and calling would be difficult, names are shorter!
Martin: Well you can always convert the decimal number to a hexadecimal number or something and then you will have shorter number and you can call the people that you interact with like that
Chris: But I won't be able to be intimate with someone having a number!
Martin: Yes, if a drop dead gorgeous girl wants to go on a date and her name is 69, wouldn't you go!
Chris: Yes, I would! But then why doesn't the dog have a number.
Martin: Who said he hasn't. He is One!
Chris: Hello One!
(Dog Barks!)
Chris: So what does One like to do?
Martin: One likes Math!
Chris: So can he, like do anything with it!
Martin: Yes, he teaches multiplication to bitches!
Chris: No!
Martin: You should look at the number of puppies he has!
Chris: What else he can do?
Martin: He understands that shortest distance between two points is a line.
Chris: Wow! How do you know that?
Martin: He just goes straight and humps the bitch. He doesn't circle around like other dogs!
Chris: Smart dog!
Martin: And you know that when my wife accused me of chatting, he started barking loudly!
Chris: Why?
Martin: He does that because he won't accept anything without proof. Theory is no good for him!
Chris: Wow, so what do you do for living?
Martin: Breathe!
Chris: I mean what's your occupation!
Martin: I am a Math Professor!
Chris: Nice to meet you, lets catch up sometime!
Martin: No!