Here I was, on the couch with my two best friends, watching Naruto Shippuden, and discussing what it would be like if our favorite characters were actually real.
"Pein would dominate your asses , me and him are god." I said as a matter-of-factly.
"Can it,Miyame! We all know Sasori is so much better." My sister , and one of my best friends, Ringo stated smugly , with a smirk on her face.
"You're both wrong, Itachi is the best with his Mangekyo Sharingan. He could Amaterasu you both with no problem and you wouldn't know what hit you.: My other best friend, Maya, spoke up, a devious – barely there – smile on her face.
Me and my sister just stared at her for a long time, before exchanging glances with each other."She has a point." I said, before diverting my eyes back to Shippuden, This was the particular episode when Deidara used 'Death By Suffocation.' on Tobi .. Or should I say Madara?
"I wonder if Kisame is super playful and nice like they portray him in Fanfics?" Maya questioned , once again gaining our attention.
"Probably , he's a big ball of blue smexy-ness." Ringo said,giggling slightly.
"What if he's a rapist? He's like 29-32 , If my knowledge serves me correct. But he IS smexy.. and ripped." I mumbled the last part , blushing.
"What are you girls doing?" My mother called from the kitchen , I grinned.
"Watching Naruto Shippuden and discussing the blue shark-mans personality and smexyness." I explained , earning my mother to come out and give me a weird look.
Ringo sighed in exaspiration,"Why am I not the first born child?" She murmered , shaking her head as she clung to the mommy.
"Because you're a bunch of fuckery." I said in a british accent , causing my mother to laugh. What? No scolding about dropping the F-Bomb?
"Sometimes I wonder about you girls." My mother said, rolling her eyes.
"You should , Your youngest has brain damage like Tobi and your oldest thinks she is god , Which is clearly Pein. But I shouldn't talk because I fancy a weasel who killed off his clan except for his little brother and has the power to trap people into his genjutsu , also a sick and twisted reality." Maya explained, sipping her tea.
We all just stared at her, with thoughtful expressions on our faces.
"Maya.."
"Yes Miyame?"
"Shut the fuck up."
"I'm telling mommy you cursed, Miyame!"
"I don't care , Maya is a dimwit."
"Half assed fake Jashinist."
"Jashin-Sama is real."
"Aren't we catholic?"
"Ringo Shut Up!"
"Maya , Miyame Is Being Meaaaan~"
"I know , she's epic fail."
"Eat my banana bread, Both of you."
"I'm Allergic."
"Mommy doesn't even have banana bread in this house."
"Ugh , my sister and best friend are idiots."
Soo Yeah xD , This actually did happen , it was hilarious!
Ringo:Lol .. Seriously , mom doesn't have banana bread.
Maya:ANYWAYS .. Review!