Once apon a time there was a magcal smelly palice called Hailee's palace, why its called that will be explanded later. Now to the princess Hailee the ruler of hailee's palace. She had blond brown black and wight hair and green and red eye. You could usualy see her siting at her table and there she was. Siting at her table as she sat there eating staring it the standgest way, staring at the text the king of 6 pack the brouther of 12 pack about a dance of finmefoin. She was terably cofused about the dance for she did thing about the dance alote but has never tried it, she chocked on her apple drink than she took her bit that looked more like she was swoling the whooooleeee bole. When sodenly she stoped and spilled apple soda on herself than farted. But what she didnt know and what she should have know was that her fats stiked! And as she sat there in her on stink she nearly died. Luckly she had some smart in that makeup coved head to lep dramatly over the couch and thats when she found out that her farts travel and she screamed "OHHHHAAA! My leg icis" Wich confused me greatly for it was in no way related to her farts. As the stake left slow she found her favert dog Penut laying on thet floor coufing now many of u must be wondering how a dog could cofed well i would like to know how it hikups. But back to the story, hailee by now had finsh her raman and shockingly enogh she whashed her dish. Now out of boredom she sits there ting about how pritty she is and how intws the curting are. As she spyes on r nabors but fale as she fall out of her char and is mulld by her dog wen her dog disides she doesnt tast good he runs after the narrator cat. Once again hailee is on the floor text price 6 pack wilse sing the trudainl song of Haikeddpqa the song of Hailee palce and once she was done with this song she started to sing "I'm to sexy for my shirt...I'm to sexy for the land, new york and japan" in wich the narrator wish she was she is being attact if u could call it that as every one ignore her screams of "AAAHHHHHHHH! My elbooooo'~~~" than continuing to scream "MY hair, MY ANKLES, MY HAIR, MY BUTT" This continued till my roman was cold and i was left sad eating cold ramen. But I was luckly enought to have the intertanmet of hailee beeing attacked by her dog This I find intsting.

Too be continued...