The following is a crossover of Bill and Ted go to hell, all characters belong to their respective creators at some point I will go into further detail as to who's who and what's what if any one asks then you can figure it out the following is inspired by Sonic the hedgehog including SatAM and by extension Archie, and SonicX. As it is a fanfiction you are all aware that the characters belong to somebody else(e.g. Sega, Archie, D.I.C., Disney, Warner brothers, and their sister Dot.) . However if it fulfills some fantasy of yours, you can say its mine... but I wouldn't recommend it.

Sonic & The Forsaken Forest

by GabrielsThoughts

"Oh Lets go into the valley you said, what's the worse that could happen you said, but NOOOOO! Now look at the mess you've gotten us into Sonic.!" the pink hedgehog was having a bitch fit, as she blew a stray leaf off of her face. It truly was Sonic's fault that the two were in the pouring rain that she was caked in mush and grime. "There was a reason no one goes to that graveyard, ANY Graveyard, especially at night."

"Hey it ..it could be wor-Hurk!" the other hedgehog started but was immediately halted by an angry pink hedgehog with uncharacteristic sharp blue eyes. She had her hand against his throat and had him pinned against a cypress tree in swamp, in which the two found themselves trapped for the last half hour. The pink hedgehog was wearing a solid red vest with a large yellow smiley face on the back, and a pair of matching converse sneakers. matching being reative as the shoe on her left foot was red ,and the other shoe was green . while Sonic was sporting a faded red cap a white plaid seersucker shirt with torn sleeves and standard sneakers.

" Finish that statement DUDE , I DARE YOU!" the pink hedgehog flashed a toothy grin that promised a lot of pain if actually went through with the dare It took her a moment to realize what she was doing " Oh, Jeebus 'm sorry sonic!"

"Look, what do you want dude, I'm sorry! Miles I had to know what happened to them after the crash. We'll get back the time machine and you can figure out how to uh, reverse this ...maybe" the other hedgehog's voice cracked. The pink hedgehog formerly known as Miles Theodore Prower whom Sonic called Deuce, found herself in her current situation after an incident that had occurred earlier, a situation that involved a telephone booth, a chaos emerald, evil robot clones, evil sonic clones and a cursed spring in china. unfortunately there were no hot princesses ... just deranged Amazon bunny rabbits bent on revenge. Miles had decided to play Princess Cream of the Jokegetsyou' in a game of chess. He won , and since for any outsider, male or female, to defeat an Amazon was punishable by death. Sonic smoothed things over after exploiting Miles new found curse and causing the pink hedgehog to disappear, and by agreeing to marry Princess Bunny, Cream's older half sister, in exchange for a few chilidogs. The Princess had lost her right arm in a battle with the Chaotix tribe when she was Creams age and compensated by becoming the best fighter the village had to offer despite her handicap. She had become a shrew' of sorts and was considered impossible to please. She carried around two swords with her always, and knew how to use them effectively, even with one arm.

Of course afterwards Sonic and Miles (fox form) stayed for a celebration, there were fire works, feasts and dancing in the streets. So much celebrating was going on the inattentive Princesses, and villagers alike missed the dynamic duo's escape into the woods. All that is except for one, Miles really should have kept better track of his wallet, but that is a different story, for a later time.

Finally after an hour of trekking the muggy expanse the rain had stopped. A sudden surge of hope entered the Pink hedgehog's blue eyes as a hot spring appeared in the distance She rushed as fast as her legs could take her to the edge of the spring. Finally Miles could return to her true form, but for some reason Sonic snuck up behind her "Could be worse." Sonic laughed as he pushed her into the hot spring and stuck his tongue. A now thoroughly Pissed kitsune Glowed red as he burst out of the hot spring .

"That's it , PREPARE TO DIE ASSHO'-" there was no finishing that statement for almost as soon as the words escaped his mouth the two of them disappeared in a flash of light. and reappeared somewhere else. "..." were the only words to come out of blue hedgehog's side kick as he took stock of their surroundings.

William Sonic Preston Esquire, whistled, the room was like some kind of Digital paradise, you know, relatively speaking "Nice hardware " he then turned to look at his speechless companion. " Hey 'Deuce' why do you suppose everything is sideways :

"HI" The two perplexed and puzzled companions turned around and saw...another Sonic? Well the reactions of the odd couple were pretty much the same as you'd expect.

"AHHHH! he's still alive!" the blue one screamed like a sissy girl before rushing the other Sonic while miles mumbled something about death and how he had crossed into hell. It took the other sonic less then two seconds to take down his counterpart, that is if he could tell which was the fake. "are you ok?" the other sonic asked Miles wasn't sure how to respond.

Otherwise he smiled with a goofy grin that reminded the other Sonic of his two tailed companion, in fact if it weren't for the red vest with the smiley face on the back you couldn't tell the two apart. "Yea, so I gather from the flickering lights that you're him, right?". The other sonic tried to protest with a No' before Deuce continued "Let me guess you want to take over Mobius with some relatively predictable lame scenario. After killing Billy here you then intend to place me in some easily escapable trap and wait for your little two tailed faker to show up and save butt , before I kill your spiny hyde well I got news for you mister"

Deuce seemed almost calm and composed before a look of shear terror crossed his face and he pointed in a random direction "WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!" in all too typical fashion the other sonic looked in the direction being pointed. As Deuce ran as fast as his legs could carry before subsequently slamming into an occupied suit of armor. The being in the armor held him in a bear hug. Miles struggled until he ran out of energy, which given the current state he was in wasn't hard.

"Easy kid we're not going to hurt you" . His voice was familiar to him just then there was a sharp pain in his back like a bee sting as she drifted into unconsciousness she could have sworn she heard him say "Darnit Sonic, I Told you we needed the tranquilizers before you chatted with them you dolt"

"Sorry Zonic, honestly I thought they would have taken it better. I mean I didn't need a tranquil- oof what the hell was that for." Sonic Prime yelled as Zonic punched him in the stomach

"Sonic, you said you needed help fighting the Trogs'. So I picked an alternate version of yourself that has already dealt with them " In truth he picked the only version of the duo that was an expert in Ludology, for his own reasons . Basically Ludology is the study of video game theory. No one knows where the Trogs came from save maybe a few thousand years ago on Mobius prime "...in a little town called Riverdale." After Archie and the rest of his Crew trapped the sentient Progams in Cyberspace all they needed was time'. The scary thing about the new threat was that the Robians that they thought were there friends and family were actually what remained of those sentient programs known as Trogs. The Trogs dressed themselves in their new host's memories like a computer virus. With the threat of war apparent Sonic needed to acquire Allies. Currently Zonic of course really didn't like the idea of removing anyone from their dimension to fight in someone else's battle. There was that, and he wanted to teach Sonic Prime a lesson.

"Why not Sega Sonic? or- "

"Don't worry about these two, they're very good at what they do, they just need some experience. The only difference is these two are from an Alternate version...Remember the Sailor Sonic incident , its kind of like that. Only this version of you is Cannabis Enhanced and not a snickers Moon Princess. "

" Awesome. I really appreciate the help. Anyway those chili dogs you gave are hitting me kinda hard Bro" Said Sonic completely changing the subject with no rhyme or reason. well there was a reason Zonic had slipped laxatives into the chili sauce, knowing full well the consequences. Sonic Prime didn't know what cannabis was, He'd ask Zonic later.

"yea, yea whatever. I'll wait." Zonic said, as Sonic Prime left to take care of business..

Five minutes later Miles was the first of the new arrivals to wake up. He tried to move but was incapable of doing so. The young Kitsune had almost no mobility from the neck down. in fact he was almost positive he could only move his left pinky. Sonic, his Sonic was sitting to his left unconscious He turned his head to the right and noticed the armor dude leering at him. "What did you do to me Bastard, I Can't move!"

"Don't worry it should wear off in fifteen minutes or so." the voice was cold

" What do you want with us?"

"I Missed you, you little gutless worm." Zonic removed his mask to reveal a cruel Visage one that made Miles shudder in fear. it was Sonic his quills wee slicked back into a ponytail

"How the Frak did you find me!"

"All one really needs is time. Besides I was getting bored of the other one anyway, You haven't met him yet...oh wait that's right I ordered him to kill you. " The other Zonic then Plugged a cigarette into his mouth, which he immediately lite up. "Just like you, but not quite like you, and so much easier to program."

"SONNY YOU BASTARD I'LL KILL YOU!" Zonic smiled as Miles Growled in response.

"Yes, yes I've heard it before runt." he smiled a cruel smile just then the Sonic Esquire started to awaken.

"Ung...where am I?" Sonic Esquire awoke just in time to see. "Awe Frak! Sonny its too early for this.

In another part of the facility Sonic prime was in the bathroom. It took him a while to figure out how to poop sideways without causing a mess. fortunately gravity was on his side Unfortunately there was no toilet paper "SHAT!" suddenly whoever was in the next stall was moaning in grunting so loudly Sonic had to say something "Dude could you pass me a roll?" Sonic asked the response of the other guy was more of a groan than a moan. Sonic gave a courtesy flush in the hopes the other guy would stop doing that and get the idea. When the guy in the next stall started banging his head against the wall Sonic fealt the need to put his two cents in "Dude Seriously If you don't stop doing that I'm going to kick your ass!" when the banging continued Sonic burst out of his stall kicked open the adjoining stall "ZONIC?" the perplexed hedgehog asked. Hogtied and gagged the Zonic nodded in response. However Sonic ignored him for a more pressing situation by first taking the toilet paper roll and it looked as if he would be finishing what he started in the other stall. While Zonic wriggled on the ground in fear. as Sonic got a look on his face that made him think the other hedgehog intended to break wind "Gotcha!" Zonic just rolled his eyes in annoyance.

Back with miles Sonny put on a pair of sunglasses. he planned on having alot of fun this time. Sonny smirked as he depressed a button on the control panel. "SECURITY GRID ONLINE! PRIORITY ONE TERMINATE ZONIC , PRIORITY TWO TERMINATE SONIC , PRIORITY THREE FILE NOT FOUND" came a familiar robotic voice.

"Excellent Nichole. BWAH! HAHAHAHAHAHAH!"--Sonny

It was then Miles realized Sonny's mistake. "Smooth, Genius You just targeted yourself." Miles would have chuckled if it wasn't so pathetic.

" Come now Miles you know I plan everything twice" A large laze riffle pointed strait at his head as the hiss of the weapon charged up. It was that moment a timer appeared with a countdown starting at 60 seconds on all the monitors. "I have just enough time to open a portal and take you with me" Sonny followed through on his words soon thereafter and both him and Miles were gone.

"..." Sonic Esquire Gulped as he prepared to move "Uh, Nichole cancel that last order." It was worth a shot. Billy Esquire had a gun to his head , but lacked the capacity to move for the next 10 minutes. He whimpered in fear during what would most certainly be his last 15 seconds of life.

"UNABLE TO COMPLY SONIC"

To be continued...

A.N. hi, this isn't exactly my first fic , its just the first one I've posted here the Idea behind this is pretty basic. If there was a fake Tails running around in the Prime universe that would mean there was a fake in the other Evil Sonic universe right? that and I've wanted to do a Ranma or Bill and Ted crossover. Unfortunately Bill might not make it to the next episode and the Ranma idea may not go anywhere Oh well. Since this is a Mega-crossover chances are it wont live past three chapters without input.