Okay okay okay! I just HAD to freaking do this! *squee*
Neko: *ears go flat and gives me a blank look* I don't like that look in your eye.
*innocent eyes with an evil smirk* What look?
Neko: *sweatdrops* That look...
Whatever! *shoves her away* I hope you piss your pants from laughing! Or giggle...or something...whatever! Enjoy it! Tis going to be veeeeeery entertaining...*crackles evilly*
Neko: Oh boy...
I was utterly...bored. I sighed and pouted. What to do...what to do...I hopped onto the computer and began to read random Kuroshitsuji aka, Black Butler fanfics. Which I do enjoy. Suddenly, an evil grin spread across my face. My other self, who was laying on my bed, looked at me.
"What the hell are you thinking?"
"What so ever do you mean Neko?"
"You know what I mean Alex. Tell me or else."
I crackled evilly and sang, "You'll see!"
"I'm not going to like this..."
~An Hour Later~
I was skipping merrily down towards Ceil's mansion. Neko walked behind me and when she saw it, she looked at me and said, "Oh no...you aren't thinking of?"
"Why yes I am."
She groaned.
"I'm waiting out here. You enjoy yourself." she said, sitting down near the gate.
I pouted.
"Party pooper!"
I hopped over the fence, thanks to my Mexican blood (WHICH IS TRUE! I'M HALF MEXICAN PEOPLE! *flails arms*) and ran up to the door. I smirked, quickly looking around then pressed the doorbell. I quickly bolted away, diving into the bush. A second later, the door opened to reveal Sebastian, the demon butler. He blinked and looked around. He then shrugged and shut the door. I magically pulled out a stick and pressed it against the doorbell, ringing it. I pulled the stick back in, which resulted the door to open once more. I could see Sebastian getting confused yet annoyed. I snickered quietly. This is so much fun. The door closed and I peeked up over the bush, looking through the glass. My eyes grew wide. Everyone was there! Well...Ceil, Sebastian, Grell, and Undertaker. Three of my favorite characters and one not so. I leaped out of the bush, taking my stick with me and backed up. I grinned and ran full speed towards the window. I leaped up, crashing through and somersaulted. I stood on my feet, laughing quite loudly and said, "I claimed thee house as mine!" then I slammed my stick down, only to have it break.
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NNNOOOO! MY BEAUTIFUL STICK! I started to cry. I could feel stares. Ceil and Sebastian are the only ones who've met me so far...so, the other two had no clue.
"What are you doing here Alex?"
I turned around, looking over my shoulder and giving them the scariest look I had. Grell looked frightened...not my intention of course. Grell was one of my favorites...oh well. I shook my head.
"Oh Ceil, Ceil, Ceil. I have come to...something top secret. No one has gone into my room...have they?" I asked.
"No we haven't Miss ~Interest Last Name~."
My eyes twitched and I smacked my half-broken stick against his head.
"What did I say about that? It makes me feel old!" I shouted.
Sebastian only blocked my attack.
"And, who are you~" Undertaker asked.
I copied his expression, drool going down my chin.
"Whhhhy~ Your dream come true."
Undertaker's face...*whispers* Priceless! I started to laugh...evilly I might add.
"Sebastian, get her out of here and make sure she gets the message not to come back." Ceil said, glaring at me slightly.
"Yes, my lord."
Sebastian then picked me up by my shirt and walked up to the front door, opening it then letting me drop slightly. That's when I felt his foot kick me in the ass and sent me flying. I screamed out in glee.
"LOOK MA! NO HANDS!" I shouted, my hands raised.
I crash landed into the rose bush! OW! MOTHERCRACKER! I turned, the door slamming shut. I glared my ultimate death glare. Sebastian Michaelis...you are now on my black list...along with Ceil...but he's in my get rid of list now. I whipped out my small notebook and wrote down my list of to do today:
1. Get revenge on Sebastian.
2. Introduce self to Grell and Undertaker -the right way
3. Prank them all
4. Kill Ceil
5. Torture Will for hurting Grell
I looked over my list one more time and snapped it shut. I glared at the house. Oh...it's so on! It's on like donkey kong!
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Secret...AGENT MAN! Secret...AGENT MAN! I like that song...Ooooh! I idea! I whipped out my ipod and stereo. I crackled evilly. This is going to be soooooo awesome! I saw Grell and Undertaker talking to each other. This is so going to ruin my list...but whatever. I skipped over to them and said, "Hi there!"
"Oh...it's you. From before."
"Yeah whatever. I'm Alex and if you want to stay on my white list, then you don't do anything to me. Understand? Oh wait...let me rephrase that. Don't do anything that I don't like towards me. Okies? Good great bye!"
I skipped away and headed up towards to the roof. I pulled out some stereo speakers and simply jumped through the broken window. I placed the speakers all over the house. Seems like the two are out for the moment...GOOD! I crackled evilly. I heard the horse whinny and my head shot up. Oh crap! Gotta go gotta go! I quickly made my way towards the roof, without being seen. I hooked it all up, my lips stretched over my teeth. My face hurts...I turned the volume way up and pressed play. The house shook, Mr. Roboto playing loudly. I could hear their screams of shock, but sadly, I was laughing way to hard for that. I crackled loudly and evilly. I heard some thunder and lightening behind me. I stilled and looked behind me, my eyes wide. Wtf? Lightening? COOOOOOL!
"So you are the one who is responsible."
I looked over to see William. My eyebrow twitched. Again, gunna screw up my list order, but what the hell. He's here now! I tackled him and put him in a headlock. He flailed his arms and was choking...not that I care...Of course, I was yelling at him for screwing with Grell. For hurting him and such. I may be rude, but not crude...oh wait...what? I think I'm both...now I've gone and confused myself!
"You confused me! Damn you! Die!" I shouted at Will.
"It...*gasp* wasn't me! *gasp*" He choked out.
"Lies! All lies!" I hissed out.
I heard shuffling towards the roof. Oh poppycock! I released will and put on my cape of evil. I wrapped it around my arm, holding it to my face and laughed evilly. I grabbed my stuff and threw down a smoke bomb. Doing my disappearing act...not after I knocked out Will of course. I smirked, watching my tree. They were all looking around. Just wait and see...I shall get m-
"Get down here Alex."
GAH! I fell out of the tree. I looked up to see Neko.
"Neko!" I whined, "You ruined my moment!"
She rolled her eyes.
"Whatever. Let's go."
I whined as I followed her. Oh well...I shall got three out of five done so far...just gotta get revenge on Sebastian and kill Ceil. Tomorrow though...is another day. FOR LOVE!
"What the hell are you talking about?"
"Partypooper!" I shouted.