Author's Note: Hello! Please comment and don't forget to laugh! By the way, I got the song from the comic: More Than Meets the Eye. Cyclonus was singing it. I made up the second part of it, though. ^^ My beta reader is Backbeat the Wrecker.

Disclaimer: I do not own Transformers: Prime.

"Hey, Ratchet!" said Raf. "Look what I found!" Ratchet glanced over at Raf and grunted. Raf was surveying the monitors for energon deposits. Ratchet walked over to the monitor, and saw a giant patch of blue. "By the All Spark, that's energon!" Ratchet quickly called all the available 'Bots needed for the mission.

Six hours later, when all the energon had been stored neatly in the energon vault, Ratchet decided he was going to refill before something happened to their energon. He was surprised the Decepticons hadn't been there when they had showed up. "Oh, well," he muttered to himself. Soon, he was back at work, but he didn't feel right. The room would momentarily go blurry. He felt dizzy, too, and couldn't think straight. The room went blurry again, but this time it went completely black.

"Hey, Doc, do you know where-" Miko gasped as she walked into the med bay. Ratchet was laying on the floor, tools scattered here and there randomly.

"Ratchet! Ratchet, speak to me! Arcee! Optimus! Someone, help!" Bumblebee was just driving in with Raf when he saw Ratchet. *Ratchet!* he beeped. They didn't know what to do, so they decided on hooking Ratchet up to the spark regulator, or "that thing Ratchet uses when you guys are sick n' stuff" in Miko's words.

They waited for a while until Ratchet suddenly opened his eyes. "Ratchet!" yelled Raf. "Arhg, what happened?" asked the medic.

"We don't know, Miko just came in here and found you on the floor. We were hoping you would know," replied Arcee. Suddenly Ratchet remembered. "I…I felt dizzy, then everything went black. I…the energon! I had just taken some of the energon we got!"

At that moment, Ratchet did something they would never imagine doing, especially in a situation like this - he started singing. "Glory to Cybertron, glinting in the heavens!" Everyone stared at him.

"Uh, I think Doc-Bot's finally gone off the deep end," said Miko.

"It's cities are glowing golden in the sunlight" he continued to sing. Arcee's optics were wide open, and you could have fit a bot-sized watermelon into her mouth. Bumblebee actually fainted.

Then, to everyone's surprise (and relief) Ratchet stopped singing. It sounded like metal scraping a chalkboard. Then, he started doing the chicken dance. That's right, squawks and all. Miko fell on the floor laughing.

"Hahaha! I can't believe you Ratchet!" she barely said it between gasps of air and giggles. Just then, Ratchet stopped, and fell on his face.

"Ahh, what happened?" he said. Miko and Bumblebee exchanged glances. *I'm not going to tell him,* buzzed Bumblebee. After Raf translated, Miko scrunched her face and said: "Fine."

"Ratchet, you woke up, then you started singing opera by way of Cybertron, then you did the chicken dance," she said, trying to keep a solemn face but couldn't. She said the last part in between giggles.

"What? Miko! Don't be silly!" Everyone nodded. Ratchet looked around, sort of bewildered, then sighed. He walked over to his work bench and grabbed something. Then he plugged it into himself. "Energon tester," he said, reading Miko's mind. When he pulled it out, he gasped. "There is a virus in the energon. That explains why there weren't any 'Cons there. They rigged it!"

Suddenly he broke into a ballet dance, twirling all around everyone. "We need to find some way to cure him!" said Raf. "We just need to know what this virus is, though." So, the whole group, consisting of Bumblebee, Miko, and Raf, went to find anything that could help Ratchet.

A/N: So, what did you think? I am definitely making several chapters from this. ^_^ I hope you all enjoyed; I will be posting the second chapter the moment I finish.