This was a beautiful piece that I wrote when I was twelve. Italics represent me and plain text represents my pal, Dani.

Me: I feel like dragging Ben into the ooc conversation.

Ben: Yow! What are you doing! That's my hair!

Me: You are my minion now. You do what I type!

Ben: That's no fair! -starts turning omnitrix- Hey, what are you doing? Get back! Ack! Stop it! -turned into EchoEcho-

Me: Aww...who's a little cutie?

Ben: -pouts-

Me:Hm, -plucks a stand of hair from Ben- I'll be right back, now where is that vial of Fusion Matter

Alice: She's not planning on recreating him -shudders- I hate that Neos Fusion.

Me: -takes more of Ben's hair- This one's for the scrapbook!

Ben: Hey! If you keep doing that I'm going to go bald!

Me: Cool!

Alice: -anime sweatdrop- I really wish I was back fighting Fusion Ben right now instead of watching this

Me: No you don't! You want to give him a hug! You know you wanna! -death grip on Ben-

Ben: -gasp- You know, if I can't breathe I won't live...

Me: Omigod! -clutches harder-

Ben: Not...working...

Alice: Nano Buttercup

Nano Buttercup: Right. Miss Fire! -stuns Maddie-

Me: Er...ambulance! Weeeeerrrrrrrr! Weeeeeeerrrrr! Hello! Ambulance?

Ben: I /could/ help, but I think I'll pass...

Alice: -facepalms- ...

Me: EEET EEET EEET! Ambulance...? -twitch; twitch-

Ben: .../Should/ I help?

Alice: It's your call.

Me: -has a bruise on her arm- Ugh, that was not good.

Alice: You did it huh, man, I thought a full Fusion was a pain...

Me: -springs back to life- Aren't you all glad? -rainbow beams around me-

Ben: Oh, great...I should have used my time better...then again, she was screaming like, well, an ambulance.

Me: That's the point, duh!

Ben: I know! I'm not that stupid!

Me: Oh, is that why you got a C+ on your physics test?

Ben: Are you sure you want to mess with me?

Me: Bring it, sistah! -snaps fingers in Z formation-

Neos Ben: -sighs- -maroon eyes are narrowed-

Me: -squeal- Don't put me in the kitty kennel!

Ben: ...What?

Me: -grasps Ben's arm- Don't let em take me, Sonny! They got the wrong kitty! I eat the mices!

Neos Ben: -chuckles-

Me: Do I have to explain 'cause it's a long story...

Me: -takes out popcorn- I'm listening. WAIT! Don't tell me! Ummm! OK, tell the story! I can't take it anymore! I'm going to DIE of anxiety! You don't want me to DIE do you?

Ben: Am I supposed to answer that?

Me: A Fusion created by Fusion Matter but sabilized by human DNA is called a Neos Fusion. Mr. Grumpy over there is a Neos Fusion of Ben. He's still really strong for a half Fusion

Me: -slaps Ben- I said get me my chapstick, dangit!

Ben: Ack! No, you get it yourself! ...Great. I bet you have some fun in that...what do you call it? Fusion... something or other...world...

Me: Fine then, be that way! -gets chapstick out of purse- -throws wallet at Ben-

Ben: Ow! What's in this thing? -opens wallet to a bunch of abercrombie gift cards- Do you ever use these things?

Me: They each carry a total of about 5 cents! Like, they used to have like 30 dollars on them, though.

Alice: Oh boy, this is gonna be a long day

Neos Ben: -rolls eyes-

Me: Chiyah you bet it is! You know, going to be a long day and all!...Like totally!

Ben: Does 'like' have to be in every sentence you speak?

Me: Like yeah totally! Hey, I attempted to ice skate yesterday.

Ben: And how did that go?

Me: None of your beeswax! -whispers to Dani- I fell a lot...

Dani: Alice had a rough day . You can say Fusion Dexter gave her a run for her money.

Me: I like money.

Ben: -slaps forehead- When do I get to leave?

Me: Never ever ever! Ever! -grabs Ben's arm- ...Ever!

Neos Ben: And I thought those untrusting brats from Sector V were troublesome but then again ill judgement always folllows me

Alice: -closes eyes-

Me: Hey! Are you suggesting that /I/ the great and awesome Maddie am a brat? Cuz I like am not!

Ben: Yes, you are.

Me: Did I ask for your input?

Ben: No, but I gave it anyway.

Neos Ben: Do you really want me to answer that?

Alice: Please don't get him angry then I have to fight him, and I'm still sore from fighting two Fusions

Me: ... That hurts! -sniffle-

Ben: How come you don't do that when I insult you?

Me: Cuz you've got a cute butt. -blows nose on his sleeve-

Ben: -wide eyes- Ohhhkayyyyyy...

Me: You know I was kidding? Right?...Right?

Neos Ben: Do you know even a half Fusion like me isn't suckered by bad acting

Alice: I'm going to go before things get bad really fast

Me: Goodbye, then, Pals!

Ben: -forced to wave- Ack! What are you doing?

Alice: -grabs Ben and Maddie and leads them out-

Me: Seeya around!

Ben: Does this mean I'm free? Yes!

Alice: -summons Nano Blossom- We are nearly there...

Me: Omgz I watched the powerpuff girls marathon this morning!

Ben: Quit stalling so I can get out of here!

Alice: -nearly gets hit in the head with a soccerball- Yipe!

Numbuh 4: Watch yourself -readies another soccer ball-