AN: This was written for Theme Friday's over at my blog catrianasmuse (dot) blogspot (dot) com. I do the event every Friday, where I supply the characters and you supply the theme. This one was for Dalia Gray, who wanted Hibari/I-Pin. It's also my first KHR! Fic. It's not long, but I hope you enjoy!
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Human Bomb
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Hibari Kyoya blinked down at the small creature before him as the smoke cleared, expression unreadable. Hibird shifted on his head, preening before happily flapping his wings at the newcomer. Kusakabe Tetsuya stood beside his boss staring in shock, a hot bowl of ramen in his hands.
Egg shaped head, little black ponytail. Squinted eyes looked up at the two of them in obvious confusion. Little five year old I-Pin opened her mouth and every word that came out meant absolutely nothing to the two grown males.
Tetsuya glanced over at Hibari, who gave I-Pin one more blink before folding his arms into the sleeves of his yukata.
"If she destroys anything, I'll bite you to death."
A nervous shiver sliced up Tetsuya's spine, but his confusion did not disappear. Why in the world would he say...
Then I-Pin let out some sort of weird high pitched noise and the ten year old memory quickly returned when he saw the six Pinzu timers appear on her large forehead.
Oh right. Human bomb.
Putting a hand to his mouth, Hibari yawned and turned to continue his walk to his bedroom. Hibird cheerfully flew circles around his head, both ignoring Tetsuya as he threw his ramen up in the air and started scrambling for a way to get the five year old as far away from the estate as possible without dying in the process.
Because really, he'd rather risk being blown to pieces than be bitten to death.