The Fellowship Thingy of the Bracelet (Lord of the Rings spoof)
By: Stating-the-obvious
Also by: Wild Fire
Disclaimer: I do not own anything Harry Potter, which belongs to J.K. Rowling. I do not own anything Lord of the Rings, which belongs to J.R.R. Tolkien.
Summary- 9 people set out to destroy evil forever- 1 problem they're all completely off their rocker. The bracelet of power is in the hands of a helpless, idiotic, mental case named Harry Potter. Things will get interesting…
Character Key-
Frodo- Harry
Sam- Ron
Merry- Fred
Pippin- George
Barmier- Snape
Gandalf- Remus Lupin
Gimili- Sirius Black
Aragorn- Arabella Figg
Legolas- Flame Sky
Sauron- Voldie (Voldemort)
Sauromon- Fudge
Elrond- Dumbledore
Gollum- Wormtail
Ring Wreathes-
Mcnair, Crabbe, Goyle, Avery, Crouch, Percy (W.), Bill (W.), And Charlie (W.)
Thoughts and notes-
=thoughts
( ) = authors notes
Now we go to the chapter…
Chapter One- A messed up fellowship
Really crappy theme music came on as Dumbledore started to tell everyone who the fellowship was going to be. "Now when I call your name please come to the front. The bracelet bearer will be Mr. Harry Potter." People gave Dumbledore looks of disbelief as a boy no older than 15 stood up and walked to the front. The strange thing about Harry was that he was in a straight jacket and wearing a crazed smile on his unusually stretched face. "Accompanying him will be Sirius Black," a tall man with dark hair and eyes walked cautiously towards Harry, stopping a few feet short of him. "Remus Lupin," a guy with brownish blondish hair went to stand next to Sirius. "Flame Sky," a girl with waist length red hair, green eyes and a mischievous grin walked straight up to Harry and flicked his unsuspecting nose. (Die Harry! Die!) "Arabella Figg," a girl with strawberry-blonde hair, brown eyes, and hiking boots stood up and joined the group. "and Severous Snape." (I feel no need to describe Snape to you as I am assuming you have read the Harry Potter books and do not want to give my self nightmares about his hideous face.)
"Mr. Potter is not going any where without me!" came a voice and out rushed (3 guesses.) Ron Weasley.
"Fine it's your doom." Dumbledore said lightly.
"Or us!" came Fred and Georges voices.
"Honestly! Do you people WANT to die or something? Go stab yourself it will be quicker." Dumbledore snapped. (ooh mean Dumbly have you missed your nappy?)
At last Dumbledore agreed to Fred and George's intrusion. By that time Flame and Arabella were chatting away in the corner.
"I whatever you the fellowship of the- Flame and Arabella shut up- bracelet." Dumbledore announced.
Sirius smiled evilly, "ooh nice name."
Remus cracked a grin identical to Sirius's, "especially the shut up part."
"You all really need to learn how to do that." Dumbledore said apparently annoyed. (Wonder why?)
"Why?" Arabella asked. Every one except Dumbledore, who sighed, shrugged.
"So where are we going?" George asked.
Flame and Arabella looked at each other and grinned.
"To La La Land,"
"At the top of Mt. Lollipop,"
"To through the bracelet into boiling…"
"Molasses," Arabella and Flame finished.
"Be serious!" George shouted.
"Why one's bad enough." Fred replied smartly.
Sirius drew himself to full height and said in a choked up voice that sounded very much like he was going to laugh, "I believe I'm your elder,"
"You don't look it." George retorted.
Sirius's face relaxed, "I'll take that as a compliment."
"Back to the matter at hand," said Dumbledore.
"What's the matter with your hand?" George asked. ( I've decided him the dumb one)
"No. No. No. He said back to the matter at hand," Flame said, "So as we were talking Arabella, before SOMEONE interrupted us," at this Flame did a cough that sounded oddly like Dumbledore, "about how ugly Sirius's hair is now that he grew it out…"
"Ulf! Don't they ever shut up?" Sirius asked.
"Not about your hair," Remus said knowingly, "I don't like it either it is so 12th century."
"How rude," Sirius glared.
"True." Remus smiled.
(I'm so sorry this chapter wasn't that long. Update by the 24th . Please review. Don't be too harsh it's only my first fic on line)
By: Stating-the-obvious
Also by: Wild Fire
Disclaimer: I do not own anything Harry Potter, which belongs to J.K. Rowling. I do not own anything Lord of the Rings, which belongs to J.R.R. Tolkien.
Summary- 9 people set out to destroy evil forever- 1 problem they're all completely off their rocker. The bracelet of power is in the hands of a helpless, idiotic, mental case named Harry Potter. Things will get interesting…
Character Key-
Frodo- Harry
Sam- Ron
Merry- Fred
Pippin- George
Barmier- Snape
Gandalf- Remus Lupin
Gimili- Sirius Black
Aragorn- Arabella Figg
Legolas- Flame Sky
Sauron- Voldie (Voldemort)
Sauromon- Fudge
Elrond- Dumbledore
Gollum- Wormtail
Ring Wreathes-
Mcnair, Crabbe, Goyle, Avery, Crouch, Percy (W.), Bill (W.), And Charlie (W.)
Thoughts and notes-
=thoughts
( ) = authors notes
Now we go to the chapter…
Chapter One- A messed up fellowship
Really crappy theme music came on as Dumbledore started to tell everyone who the fellowship was going to be. "Now when I call your name please come to the front. The bracelet bearer will be Mr. Harry Potter." People gave Dumbledore looks of disbelief as a boy no older than 15 stood up and walked to the front. The strange thing about Harry was that he was in a straight jacket and wearing a crazed smile on his unusually stretched face. "Accompanying him will be Sirius Black," a tall man with dark hair and eyes walked cautiously towards Harry, stopping a few feet short of him. "Remus Lupin," a guy with brownish blondish hair went to stand next to Sirius. "Flame Sky," a girl with waist length red hair, green eyes and a mischievous grin walked straight up to Harry and flicked his unsuspecting nose. (Die Harry! Die!) "Arabella Figg," a girl with strawberry-blonde hair, brown eyes, and hiking boots stood up and joined the group. "and Severous Snape." (I feel no need to describe Snape to you as I am assuming you have read the Harry Potter books and do not want to give my self nightmares about his hideous face.)
"Mr. Potter is not going any where without me!" came a voice and out rushed (3 guesses.) Ron Weasley.
"Fine it's your doom." Dumbledore said lightly.
"Or us!" came Fred and Georges voices.
"Honestly! Do you people WANT to die or something? Go stab yourself it will be quicker." Dumbledore snapped. (ooh mean Dumbly have you missed your nappy?)
At last Dumbledore agreed to Fred and George's intrusion. By that time Flame and Arabella were chatting away in the corner.
"I whatever you the fellowship of the- Flame and Arabella shut up- bracelet." Dumbledore announced.
Sirius smiled evilly, "ooh nice name."
Remus cracked a grin identical to Sirius's, "especially the shut up part."
"You all really need to learn how to do that." Dumbledore said apparently annoyed. (Wonder why?)
"Why?" Arabella asked. Every one except Dumbledore, who sighed, shrugged.
"So where are we going?" George asked.
Flame and Arabella looked at each other and grinned.
"To La La Land,"
"At the top of Mt. Lollipop,"
"To through the bracelet into boiling…"
"Molasses," Arabella and Flame finished.
"Be serious!" George shouted.
"Why one's bad enough." Fred replied smartly.
Sirius drew himself to full height and said in a choked up voice that sounded very much like he was going to laugh, "I believe I'm your elder,"
"You don't look it." George retorted.
Sirius's face relaxed, "I'll take that as a compliment."
"Back to the matter at hand," said Dumbledore.
"What's the matter with your hand?" George asked. ( I've decided him the dumb one)
"No. No. No. He said back to the matter at hand," Flame said, "So as we were talking Arabella, before SOMEONE interrupted us," at this Flame did a cough that sounded oddly like Dumbledore, "about how ugly Sirius's hair is now that he grew it out…"
"Ulf! Don't they ever shut up?" Sirius asked.
"Not about your hair," Remus said knowingly, "I don't like it either it is so 12th century."
"How rude," Sirius glared.
"True." Remus smiled.
(I'm so sorry this chapter wasn't that long. Update by the 24th . Please review. Don't be too harsh it's only my first fic on line)