Innes and Ephraim's 1000 Year Trip

by Marthio5x

Ephraim becomes desperate to see Navarre so he wants to travel to Devil Mountains to see him. Of course, he doesn't want to go alone so he grabs Innes and adds 999 years to his trip. With Marthio5x in the way, would they ever make it to Devil Mountains alive?

1. Chapter 1

Innes and Ephraim's 1000 Year Trip, a Fire Emblem fanfiction

At 3:00 AM, Ephraim decided to travel to Devil Mountains to find Navarre and kill him. Of course, Innes told him it was a bad idea and he didn't want to go but Ephraim found a way to get him to go with him… and he went. That's how the story begins!

~Part One~

Ephraim: Can I tell you something?

Innes: Tell me.

Ephraim: …Never mind!

Innes: Just tell me!

Ephraim: F-forget it…

Innes: *points bow at Ephraim* If you don't tell me it, I will—

Ephraim: Navarre killed a Frelian!

Innes: What? That's impossible!

Ephraim: It happened.

Innes: *runs away*

Ephraim: W-wait up! *follows him*

Innes: Why the Hector are we running?

Ephraim: Because we ran out of heal staves.

Innes: Ephraim! Don't say that again!

Ephraim: Say what?

Innes: I.R.O.O.H.S.

Ephraim: What does that mean?

Innes: …I ran out of heal staves. *covers mouth*

*A 13-year-old blue-haired girl randomly appears holding a blue steel blade and a FE8 snapshot*

Marthio5x: You what?

Ephraim: He ran out of heal staves and lost.

Marthio5x: *drops blade and raises snapshot* whose death quote is this?

Innes: ….Mine.

Marthio5x: Do you know how that happened?

Innes: You ran out of heal staves, elixirs, Nosferatu spells and other healing items and lost each and every one of your units –including me- and got game over.

Ephraim: Ha, ha, ha.

Marthio5x: It wasn't Eirika who got killed…

Ephraim: Say what?

Marthio5x: Yeah. You were turned to stone by a Gorgon and killed by a Mogall.

Ephraim: *cries* Why me?

Innes: You sucked.

Marthio5x: And so did you!

Innes: …! What?

Marthio5x: *disappears leaving blue smoke and a Silver Bow*

Ephraim: So… do we go now?

Innes: Yes… Oooh look!

Ephraim: It's a bow. It's….her bow.

Innes: So. It's a Silver Bow and it's free. *picks it up*

Ephraim: Innes!

Innes: Nothing happened. Let's go.

Ephraim: It's forged. Terribly forged.

Innes: Ooh look! It's a shop!

Ephraim: Let's rob it.

Innes: We can get a Warp staff for free?

Ephraim: Yup! Just do it Zelda-style and there!

Innes: Let's go then.

And so the two princes were arrested for robbing the shop and they met some mean, mean people. Even though this wasn't part of their plan, something there changed it all up…

Innes: Oh yeah, never forget to capitalize the F and the E in Fire Emblem…or else you want Marthio5x after you. Trust me…it happened…to Ephraim.

Ephraim: Shut up, Frelian!