Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter and this is not really like it at all.

IIt's crack-ish and slash so if u don't like that than don't read. I'm not insane. I wrote it for the purpose of being really weird.

Secret Closet Lover

"Who is it?" asked a soft, squeaky voice from behind the closet door, sounding much like a house-elf.

"It's Draco," Malfoy whispered in his deep voice.

"Oh!" The voice spoke again, sounding surprised and pleased. "Come in!"

Malfoy opened the door and watched as light flooded the dark closet to reveal who was inside. To his dismay he could only see the bottom of their face.

"Hurry up!" squeaked the person in the closet. "And close the door."

Draco did as he was told. As the door clicked to indicate that it was closed he turned around. He was taken aback to find a pair of lips suddenly connected to his and didn't realize what was happening. They began to kiss softly, but quickly. Draco had never felt this way before. He was lost in the passion until he remembered that he was supposed to have met Snape and had to dash. He quickly got off the floor, leaving the person on the floor, mid-straddle.

"Wait!" said the mystery person. "Take this." They tossed something at him. As he caught it perfectly, he realized it was a silver bracelet.

"Goodbye, my sweet!" He had a pretty good idea who it might be.

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"Hey, Pansy. That was quite a time yesterday," said Malfoy with a sly grin on his face.

"What the helck are you talking about? What 'time'?" she replied, looking completely befuzzled.

"You know."

"I know what?"

"What we did."

"What we did?"

"Ya know, in the closet."

"Honestly Draco you get more mental each day. I don't know anything about a closet."

Draco realized it must have been some other girl he had shared his first kiss with. Not to mention his first snogging session.

But who was it? There were sooo many girls that must be completely dying to make out with him. But how to find out?

He got it! Put up an ad for a missing silver bracelet and then they will know. It was romantic and he would find out who it was; a win-win. Chicks love that romantic crap. It will totally work.

So he did and put them up everywhere. But to his dismay no one responded for several days.

He was about to give up when he received a note from his mystery lover. It read:

Draco,

Please meet me where we first snogged, at 4 PM

It 9:00 when he received the message. The day went fast and before he knew it, it was time to meet them. He was so excited for no reason in particular.

He came to the closet and knocked on the door.

"Come in." said the soft, sweet voice.

His stomach jumped at the beautiful sound. He opened the door as he did before, except opening it all the way, so he could see his secret closet lover. His jaw dropped as he disclosed who his secret snogger was.

"Who the hell are you?" Malfoy asked, annoyed and completely shocked by who was there.

"C-colin. Colin Creevey."

"I snogged a guy?"

"Yeah, I know…."

"You're gay?"

"I think I'm gay too."

"We're both gay!" they said in unison, both surprisingly delighted. They kissed softly.

"We should go do something!" Draco suggested, glad and relieved to get his sexuality in the open.

"Like shop!" Colin chimed in.

"Yes for a ring!"

"For our love!"

"Will you marry me?" Draco asked.

"Yes! Of coarse"

"Let's celebrate first," said Draco, kindly pushing Colin in and closed the closet door.