"Ryuuzaki, would you please sit normally?' Ratio asked for the hundredth time. L, him and the Wammy house kids that L took care of were on a five hour road trip to yomama. Near looked up a bit worried. Matt, was playing his DS. Mello was trying to eat the chocolate-brown interior of the car.
"No Ratio-sama! Don't make him do it!" Near nearly shouted. Nobody listened. "Ryuuzaki, do it" Ratio growled. "Why?" L cocked his head to the side. "Because, if we get in a car accident, you're going to shatter your legs beyond repair!" Ratio exclaimed. Grumbling, L shifted out of his crouching position into a normal sitting position.
"Ratio! What Have you done?!" Near exclaimed in terror. He began pulling his hair out of his scalp (his sexeh, adorable scalp).
A/N: Ooh, what shall happen when l loses half his reasoning?