Yes, it's a parody and it is supposed to be funny or something. Meet Max Scumbagfield !

It was a one really really nice day in Arcadia Bay. There was even sun up on the sky, shining. Max was 'whatever guess who cares not me lololol' until she realized that she's a photographer. And what do photographers do? Take photos. When? All the time you scrub. But it was nice.

A girl named Maxine Caulfield sat in her seat. Why did her stupid parents had to name her Maxine!? She was always Max, never Maxine!

A hot teacher was opening his mouth, to say words you perv. But Max was a rebel that didn't listen.

She was bored.

"Oh, I can take a selfie!" She happily thought to herself.

Her pale arms took the dumb camera that was probably created back when Hitler had enough of all the drama bullshit and decided to cut the crap by visiting the other side. Probably hell, but Max didn't judge anyone. No.

She made the most fugliest face, like ever, but pressed the button nonetheless.

Flash flashflash.

Everyone looked at her.

Max felt embarrassed. A bit, you know.

Mr. Jefferson immediately took a chance to look at her, again, because he was a perverted jerk who liked looking at younger girls and tell them that they have gift. (Max had the best gift!)

"HahyouwerentpayingattentionsonowImgonnaaskyouwhomadethefirstselfietrashever?" He was smirking.

"Wow, so much evil." Max thought. Then the skunk Victoria answered the question before she could.

"I can't even" She thought again. She was smart. She was always thinking.

"Yo runt, no one asked you anything. Don't you know anything about manners!?" Victoria blushed. Embarrassed.

Mr. Jefferson nodded in agreement. Max felt proud because Victoria just got rekt.

"T-That's stupid c-coming from you!" That girl didn't even have a proper comeback. Max pitied her poor ass, which was actually flat tho.

"BZZZZZZZRBBBBRBRBRRB HURRY UP MOTHERF #$/^รท" Yelled the bell calmly.

The whole class said at the same time "K den."

Max was a snoopy bitch so she decided to look at every stupid useless as hell garbage in the classrom.

"Sup, K8?" Max put her "ready for the mosh pit, shaka brah" look. Kate looked at her blue eyes.

"Oh, Max. Hi! I'm not really doing that well because Victoria and her friends just threw a piece of paper to me insulting me, and a video was posted online about me making out with everyone because I was drugged and I can barely remember anything an-" Ugh, Maxaroni cut her off.

"Kate, Kate, Kate! All you ever think is about yourself! Call me when you stop being a selfish ass. Bai." She rolled her eyes and left the classrom. But Jeffersonofabish stopped her.

He really was thirsty.

"What is it now, nerd?" He looked surprised at her words. But that sadly didn't stop him from talking to her, geez.

"Oh. Max. You're gonna enter the Everday's Hero contest, riiiiiiighrightpls?" This guy was obsessed af. She wondered for a second what his fetish could be.

"Idk man. I've got people to do, places to be, stuff to see. I'm busy, gosh, you're just making me even more anxious!" He felt bad for saying that. Max was glad.

"Alright, alright. I won't push you, but what I am saying is that you've go-" She knew him so well.

"Yeah yeah, I have a gift. Now shut up, okay? I'll let you know the next time I want to hear your voice, I dunno whether it will be moaning or you screaming because, man, I'mma cut your throat, k?"

"E-Excuse me?" He was le shocked.

"Yes, excuse yourself." She did an extremely cool (see what I did there? Yeah, not you.) hairflip as she finally left the pit of hipsters.

She put her white as snow in December headphones in, blocking all those stupid opinions people were sharing with other mofos. She felt relieved. Yes.

Lana del Rey's song started playing, called Blue Jeans. Max felt like in a movie. The music was pleasing her hipster ears.

And she went to the bathroom..

Such a cliffhanger, amirite?