Part 1
"You were unwise to follow me here, Porkchop."
"Ah, but that's where you're wrong, Jedi Monkey, or should I say, Evil Darth Primate!"
"Gah! How did you find out about me!?"
"A friend from the future told me." Porkchop smirked. "And you have no idea what I can do here. I was born and raised here! I know the terrain like the back of my hand! You are on Porkchop Island, after all!"
Porkchop raised his hand up at Darth Primate and by use of the force, sent pork chops, shaped like ninja stars, flying toward him. Moving at least 40mph, they caught Primate's cape and sent him flying back as well as pinned him down to the ground.
Porkchop hovered above him now. "You've hit the end of the road, Monkey."
Primate started at Porkchop with disgust. "Roads? Where we're going, we won't need roads."
Before Porkchop got a chance to do anything, Primate shot up an electrical beam up at the sky, creating a lightning storm. The thunder was almost immediately heard.
"What did you do!?" exclaimed Porkchop.
"I've created a time portal! We will both be transported into our bodies from exactly one day ago with no recollection of these events. It'll all seem like dejavu to us. Only thing is, I will leave myself a reminder so that I won't make the same mistakes again!"
"You're mad!" Porkchop looked around, seeing the storm clouds huddle in. "Damn you!" He grabbed his pork chop handle which revealed a lightsaber, and plunged it straight down into Primate.
Primate couldn't speak well, now. "See you…back a month."
At this point, Porkchop knew he couldn't stop this anymore, so he took out a camera and started recording himself. Once he was done, he shoved it in his pocket and hoped that it would somehow make it back in time with him to serve as a reminder as well.
Suddenly, the ground started shaking and the earth was quaking. The thunder got louder and louder until lightning struck both Porkchop and Primate's dead body. The two of them disappeared.