Ron: Look at all of this homework! I think I could scream!
Harry: I have to agree with you. Although scratch the screaming part. I'm not a girl like you, Ron.
Hermione: Harry has a point Ron!
Ron: It's the hard knock life, for us...
But suddenly out of nowhere a red haired girl fell out of the sky.
Annie: Alright, which one of you is the smuck who copied my song?!
Harry: It was Ron. He has this thing with acting like a girl.
Ron: Look, I'm sorry. But we do have a very large pile of homework here...
Annie: Do you think I care? I got a pile of autographs to sign!
Hermione: Listen, do you think you could leave?
Annie: Fine! I'll send my bill over.
She vanished.
AT LUNCH....
Harry: This is pretty good soup!
Ron: Yeah, but I wish I could have Animal crackers in my soup!
Another red-haired girl fell out of the sky.
Shirley Temple: I'll sue! One of you poor smoes will be hearing from my lawer! Who copied my song?!!
Hermione: It was Ron. He has this tendancey to act like a girl...
Shirley Temple: Great! Another red-haired girl! That jerk Annie was enough for me!
Ron: I am not a girl!
Harry: Of course you aren't. Anyway, we need you to leave.
Shirley Temple: Fine! I'll see you in court!
She left again.
IN THE COMMON ROOM...
Ginny: Ron! I need help with my homework! Ron! I need a manicure!
Ron: ARGGGHHH! Ginny, You drive me crazy!
A blond girl fell out of the sky.
Britney Spears: That's it! I've had enough of my songs being copied! Which one of you nerds copied my Hit single "You drive me crazy!"
A huge stage appeared and a bunch of music stareted playing.
Brittney Spears: Sorry. I get carried away sometimes. Which one of you did it?
Harry: It was Ron again. He sorta a girl.
Brittney Spears: That's understandable. He looks like those two red-haired bratts. I'll see you in my nightmares!
She went away.
AT DINNER...
Ron: Finnaly this day is comming to an end. I wonder what's for dessert.
Harry: It's pie from america.
Ron(picking up and throwing pie away): Bye, Bye, Ms. American Pie!
A blond haired woman and a man fell fell out of the sky.
Madona: Okay, who copied my song?!!
Harry: It was Ron, who we distinctly beleive to be a girl. Besides, didn't Don Mclaine write that song?
Don Mclaine: Yeah! I'll kick your...
Everyone starts beating up on eachother. Snape starts whacking Dumbledore on the head with a Salomi. Everyone stops after about three days.
THE END
And now for the moral of the story: RON IS A GIRL!!!
A/N I do not own any of the characters featured or any of the songs. So don't sue my pants off, I really like these jeans. And about Ron. It's all true! I saw him-
Ron: Okay, your in for it now!
Me: What? It's true!
Ron: It is not you little-
Me: OUCHHHHHHH!!