David Evans

Codename: Falcon

Chapter 1

David Evans is sitting in the Powerpuff Girls' house watching TV when an agent looking guy comes busting through the front door.

Agent: "David Evans?"

David: "Ummm...yeah? What's up?"

Agent: "My name is Agent M. I work for a special force here in Townsville. You have been chosen to go into Viletown, the counterpart of Townsville in an alternate universe, and capture the Powerpunk Girls, and then you are to report back to Townsville by going through the Powerpunk Girls bedroom mirror so we can bring those girls to justice."

David looked confused for a minute.

David: "What?"

Agent M: (Sighs in frustration) "Okay, you are to capture the counterparts of the Powerpuff Girls-"

David: "There's counterparts of the girls?!"

Agent M: "WILL YOU LET ME FINISH?!"

David: "Sorry."

Agent: "Yes there are counterparts of the girls called the Powerpunk Girls. We will tell you more at the headquarters."

David: "Wait, why do you want me to bring the girls into Townsville instead of bringing them to justice in Viletown?"

Agent M: "Because a while back, the Powerpuff Girls and Powerpunk Girls switched universes and the Powerpunk Girls destroyed our city. We want them to be brought to justice here in Townsville."

David: "Oh okay. But how am I gonna get into Viletown?"

Agent M: "The Powerpuff Girls bedroom mirror. No more questions! Just do as you are told!"

David: "Whatever."

Agent M: "Okay. We will go back to my headquarters to get you all prepared and set up for your stay in Viletown."

David: "Stay?! How hard is it gonna be to catch three freaking girls?!"

Agent M: "You have no f*****g idea who you will be going up against."

As Agent M and David walk out of the house David stopped.

David: "Wait one more question, please."

Agent M: "What?!"

David: "Why me? Why not my two friends Evan and Danny or the Powerpuff Girls?"

Agent M: "Because one, The Powerpuff Girls have a hard time catching them, two they are in school right now, three, your two friends work for a living and four, you're the only one sitting on his ass not doing anything now let's go."

David: "Oh okay."

At the headquarters, Agent M brought David to their big boss. John Betters.

John: "Oh hello Agent M. I see you brought our Mr. Evans. Hello, I'm John; I'm in charge of the headquarters here. Come into my office, sit down."

They go into John's office.

John: "Now Mr. Evans you have been chosen specifically and carefully to capture the three little Powerpunk Girls who destroyed our city some time ago."

David: "Yeah I already know that much."

John: "Ok good. Their names are Berserk, Brute and Brat."

David giggled out loud.

John: "May I ask what is so funny, Mr. Evans?"

David: "Oh no, no just the uhhhh…the girls names."

John ignored him and continued.

John: "Ok, now, first you'll need a codename."

David: "Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Codename?"

John: "Yes Mr. Evans, codename. Your codename will be Falcon."

David: "…that's it?"

John: "Yes."

David: "Well why can't it be Eagle or something like that? Why does it have to be Falcon?"

John: "Quiet Mr. Evans."

David: "Wait how about-"

John: "I said be quiet! You will be Falcon and like it!"

David: "I'll be Falcon but I won't like it."

John: "Second, you will be set up and prepared here at the headquarters as well as be trained because the-"

David: "Trained?"

John: "Yes, trained, Mr. Evans. There are some defenders of the Powerpunk Girls in Viletown who know you by name and some who know you by face. So with that said you may experience some heavy impact when you are looking for the girls."

David: "Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait a minute, stop sign. Heavy impact? Am I gonna get shot at?!

John: "Probably, we don't know. That's what the training is for. We will train you to use a gun."

David got up fast.

David: "No, no, no, no! Alright, hell no! Hell to the f*****g no! I am not risking my goddamn life for three little f*****g brats just because they destroyed your f*****g city! Im outta this b***h! Find yourself another codename falcon thing or whatever!"

John pushed a button which let a cage door came down in front of David, blocking his exit.

John: "I believe you don't understand Mr. Evans! It took us a total of six years to rebuild this city! Three years to clean up the mess and another three years to rebuild! So if you don't mind sit back down! Once we choose a person for the job that person has no choice, no say in anything what-so-ever!"

David: "Whatever dude. But if I die, I'm coming back and haunting you!"

John ignored that and continued on.

John: "So as I said earlier, you will be set up, prepared and trained here at the headquarters before heading into Viletown. You will start right away without hesitation. Agent M here will be your commander. You will not have scheduled hours. You will just do what you are told. Carry on."

Agent M. brought David out.

David: "Hey am I getting paid?"

Agent M. stopped and got into David's face.

Agent M: "That depends on whether you are successful in capturing the girls. I will be the judge of when, where, how, and how much you get paid."

David: "It's called a breath mint."

Agent M. bawled his fists, ready to punch David but kept his cool.

They went to the training area where Agent M. handed David a Desert Eagle.

Agent M: "Walk up to gate right there and shoot at the targets that come up."

David: "But I don't know if I-"

Agent M: "Do it!"

David took the gun and shot at the targets without missing one.

Agent M: "Surprising. Now let's try a machine gun."

David did it without a problem.

Agent M: "Wow. You're a f*****g natural."

David: "I play Call of Duty. It's a video game. I know what I'm doing."

Agent M: "Okay, well I thought that would have taken a millennium. Now let's get you all set and prepared."

David and Agent M walk to another part of the headquarters.

David: (Breathes heavily) "Jesus! What's with all the walking?! How big is this freaking headquarter?!"

Agent M sighed and muttered 'degenerate' under his breath.

Agent M: "We will set you up and prepare you here. First we will give you money. 5,000 dollars in cash."

David: "Sweet!"

David was about to rip the cash wade of out Agent M's hand but Agent M stopped him.

Agent M: "This money is to be spent on things that you need! You are not to be clubbing and buying s**t you don't need with this money because if I find out you are, which I will find out, I am coming into Viletown, finding you and beating you ass to a pulp. Got it?!"

David: "Does that include-"

Agent M: "Do you understand?!"

David: "Yes sir!"

Agent M: "Alright. You also be given a variety of weapons ranging from a nine millimeter to an M16. You will also be given a s**tload of ammunition."

David: "Okay."

Agent M: "You will need to change your identity from time to time so here are several identification cards."

David: "Cool."

Agent M: "That's really all you need for this kind of mission. Oh here is a walkie talkie for communication and that's it."

David: "Alright, when do I start?"

Agent M: "Right away. Had you been listening to John earlier you would have heard him say you don't have scheduled hours."

David: "Okay."

Agent M: "By the way, you are not to shoot or kill the Powerpunk Girls. They are to be brought back here alive and unharmed, you hear me, alive and unharmed."

David: "Gotcha."

Later that night, David told everybody about what happened today.

Blossom: "Oh great, now special forces are getting in on this?!"

Buttercup: "Far out! Go get em!"

Danny: "I can't believe you're an agent. You can't even do you own chores let alone do agent work."

Evan: "All I can say is wow."

Professor: "Just be careful in Viletown Dave."

Bubbles: "Yes, please!"

Professor: "When and what time do you start?"

David: "Tonight whenever."

Professor just stared at him.

Professor: "You don't have scheduled hours?"

David: "Nope."

Danny: "I'm still flabbergasted you passed training."

Evan: "Yeah I'd believe you shot your own balls off let alone shot an inanimate object and hit it!"

David: "Yeah Agent M. said I was a natural."

Evan: "Again, wow."

David: "Yeah, check out this M16 they gave me."

Everyone except Buttercup gasped.

Bubbles: "Put that thing away doo doo head!"

David: "Whatever. I'd figure I'd show it to you."

Blossom rolled her eyes.

After dinner was done, we all wished David a good luck and he went through the mirror.