JG1215: Well, this is my first of many comedies.
Mew: YAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!
JG1215: CRAAAAAA-(cuts out)
(a few minutes later…)
JG1215: ugh… uhhh…are we back up? Rotom? Is the camera back up?
Rotom: We are rollin'!
JG1215: Great. Well, anyways, this will be practice for the super gigantic story I'm gonna start on after this. I'm not gonna spoil, but I'll say that 3 worlds are merged in this.
Mew: Well, one of them is obviously Pokemon…
JG1215: (turns into Jack) DARK MOTHERF**KING PULSE!
Mew: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-(disappears)
JG1215: Well, now that that's over, Zeke, disclaimer!
Zeke: justgreat1215 does not own Pokemon. He does, however own the jokes. He also apologizes if this is short.
Legendary Hilarity Chapter 1
(Mew's POV)
HI I'M MEW THE PINK KITTEN DATING JIRACHI AND I JUST HAD CHOCOLATE CAKE WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE E!
(No ones POV)
"HIT THE FRIGGEN' DECK, SHE'S HAD CAKE!" Moltres screamed at the top of her lungs. "Mew's had sugar? BATTLE STATIONS!" Arceus, the god of Pokemon, called out to the other legends. Alarms sounded everywhere, and all the legends came out of their rooms decked out in militia gear and took positions, well all except Azelf and Uxie, who were in a bar in Europe. In the next few minutes, the hall of legends turned into a full-blown war zone. Darkrai was trying to hit Mew with Dark Void, but it either wasn't working, or it was missing. Arceus was trying to stop Mew with Judgment, but to no avail. And all the others were shooting all their best attacks at Mew. And Mew was, well, being Mew, dodging attacks while throwing her own around, most of the time missing. Until…"AIIIIIIIEEE!" Giritina screamed, having just been hit with a well- aimed dragon pulse. "Fuck! Man down! Man down! Medic! Medic!" Dialga was yelling across the hall. "Coming!" shouted Cresselia, rushing to Giritina and using moonlight on him. And then… "SHIT! HYPER BEAM! HYPER BEEEEEEEEEEE-" Suicune was cut short however, when the entire area was engulfed by hyper beam. When the dust cleared, all but Mew were on the ground, groaning in pain. "Ugh… she sure packs quite a punch…" Manaphy groaned, picking himself up. Soon, one by one, all the legends were back up and fighting. Until Mespirit, completely oblivious to the fight, came in with a new cake. "Hey, guys, I'm done with the new chocolate cake no-" "YAY! CAKE!" shouted Mew. "NO!" everyone cried, but it was too late. Mew was so excited, she accidentally set off a Blast Burn, incinerating all of the hall.
5 minutes later…
"Ugh…is…every…everyone…o-ok?" Acreus groaned. "Aw, man, she wrecked the main room!" it was true, the main room had no roof, and the walls were on FIRE. "I'm gonna KILL her…" Mewtwo started, only to be stopped by Mew's snoring. Everyone face dropped. "Guess it took a lot out of her". Just then the door opened. "Hey , we're back. We're REALLY drunk, so we came back before it got too wil-" "Thank Arceus you're back! It was getting intense in her!" Mespirit stated. "Yeah!" Everyone said, and started talking all at once. Uxie and Azelf, not being able to handle all of the noise said the fateful word: "Explosion!" "OH, SHIIIIIIIIIIII-"was all the legendaries got to say, and then they exploded. Just how much damage would 2 legendary powered Explosions do to the Hall? Take a guess.
JG1215: That wasn't so bad.
Random Emolga: ARESOME!
JG1215: Go back to the sucky Pikachu clone box!
Random Emolga: (Trudges back to box with Pachirisu in it).
JG1215: Not many in it yet, but trust me, it will get bigger!
And just 2 more disclaimers 'till I free Zeke!
Zeke: Dear God, do it already!
JG1215 Nope J. You break it, you buy it, and since you have no money, you pay it in disclaimers.
Zeke: Fine. Anyways, read and review, but no flaming. He has a flame shield.
Moltres: Trust me, I've seen it. It is SO OP against me!