I don't own naruto. Woot March madness soooooon.
It was a beautiful day in Konoha! Birds were chirping! The sun was shining! And no psychotic brothers were massacring their clan! It was a wonderful day! All the jounins gathered all the students in a classroom to make a special announcement!
"Thank you for coming everyone." announced Kakashi
"You said if we didn't you'd kick us back to the academy…." Replied Sasuke.
"YOUTH!" screamed Gai!
"Anyway….The hokage is allowed us to do something that's never been allowed before. She is going to allow us to take you guys on high rank missions. Clearly you guys are above genin level because your main characters and we think it will be good training and experience for you guys. Also…"
"KAKASHI IM REAL HAPPY FOR YOU AND IMMA LET YOU FINISH!"
"Get outta here Kanye!" screamed Naruto. And he rasenganed Kanye back to soul society!
"Anyway….We will head out immediately so get prepared."
"Yaaaaay!" yelled everyone.
"Why am I here?" Said Lelouch.
"How troublesome… and I'm a chuunin swag." Thought Shikamaru
"IM HUNGRY!" Thought Chouji.
"Sasuke is so hot!" Thought Sakura and Ino
"I will be Hokage! And Sasuke is a fag!" Thought Naruto
" I HATE YOU ITACHI!"
"….." said Hinata
"….." said Shino
"Let's go Akamaru!" hollered Kiba
"Woof! Woof!" said Akamaru.
"I hate you Hinata…" muttered Neji
"I'm Tenten" said Tenten.
"I SHALL MAKE YOU PROUD GAI SENSEI!" Yelled lee as his eyes became fireballs and he turned super saiyan and suddenly learned ninjutsu!
"I had no lines. " Said Kurenai.
"YAY IM NOT DEAD YET!" Yelled Asuma
"BANKAI!" Screamed Ichigo.
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"YOUTH!" screamed Gai!
And thus the Journey begins. What will happen? Could Sasuke and Naruto work Together? Will Chouji ever go on a diet? Will Kobe ever pass the ball? Who knows. Who really cares.
"I care." Said Shino
"YOUTH!" screamed…Orochimaru?
Reviewnojutsu! Thanks for reading. Chapter 2 probably in the next few days.
