Family Guy Episode
Peter: Hello
Lois: and welcome
Meg: To
Chris: Our
Brian: Show
Stewie (Opened mouth): What...What the hell is this, trying to cut the baby out of the show, hummmmm?
Pulling some survivor on me huh? Well...Damn You!
-Stewie Leaves-
-Stewie Enters- : Damn You!
-Stewie Leaves-
(insert Family Guy theme song here)
(Scene: Kitchen, Lois is washing dishes, Stewie is in his highchair)
-Meg Enters- : Mom, Chris won't shut up about an "evil monkey" in his closet.
-Chris Enters- : But it's true mom he's in there. I can feel it!
(zoom into Chris' eyes they move back and forth 2 times)
Lois: Now Chris, I thought the Psychiatrist took care of that.
Chris: No mom he's there, I know it.
(zoom into Chris' eyes they move back and forth 2 times)
Stewie: Oh boohoo Porky Pig has a monkey in his closet oh please. I've had worse like my time with
Bruce Willis.
(Scene: Hospital room Stewie is a under a blanket on the bed Bruce is sitting beside him you can
see their breath.)
Bruce Willis: Do you want to tell me now?
Stewie (very hesitant): I see dead people!
-Bruce turns his head slowly around and he sees Elvis holding a guitar-
Elvis: Thank ya. Thank ya very much!
(Scene: Drunken Clam, Peter, Quagmire, and Cleveland are sitting at a table.)
Peter: You know fellas I think we might have some fun tonight.
Cleveland: What is it Peter?
Peter: We're going Panty raiding!
(zoom into Peter's eyes they move back and forth 2 times)
Quagmire: Ooooh Yeah!
Cleveland: but, Peter your married and if Lois found out oooh Peter!
Peter: Cleveland your right we have to take action.
(Scene: inside the Griffin's house Peter is about to leave.)
Lois: Peter where are you going it's your turn to babysit.
Peter (mouth opened, finger pointed at Lois.): You know to much.
(Peter grabs Lois and takes her outside)
(Scene: Dock Night Peter is dressed like a mobster.)
Peter (Grabs a large lifeless bag and throws it into the ocean.): That'll teach you to interfere
with my plans!
(Peter gets into the car)
Lois: Peter why did you throw the laundry into the ocean?
(Peter speeds off)
(Scene: Outside Clevelands house Peter pulls up throws Lois out of the car.)
Peter: NOW Cleveland!
(Cleveland jumps out of the bushes and jumps into Peters car Peter Speeds off)