I have no explanation. Someone on Tumblr made me do this.
"You've definitely improved, Conner. Are those some new moves I see?"
"Those aren't the only new moves I've got."
Superman watched from the main control room of the mountain as Conner sparred Black Canary, or at least what appeared to be the blonde mentor. Batman had told him about the roleplay incident, telling Clark that it was fairly normal for teens to enjoy roleplay, especially "hots-for-teacher." The notion confused Clark, but he was happy that his protege was happily in a relationship with that sweet Martian girl.
A final leg sweep ended the match as "Black Canary" hit the floor. "You got me, Kon. I guess you win."
"What's my prize?" the boy teased back as he pulled her upright, his eyes sparkling mischievously. She leaned in and kissed Conner full on the lips; Conner kissed back with equal vigor. Ahh, young love the Kryptonian thought to himself.
"Hi, Superman!" a voice chirped behind him. "I was baking earlier, and I thought you might want some cookies. By the way, have you seen Conner?"
Superman quickly turned around, turning off the holographic screen. It wasn't fair for him to be spying on his protege, and the other kids didn't need to be seeing that, espcially—
"Oh, thank you, M'gann." He took a cookie, munching on it as nonchalantly as he could manage.
"Everything okay, sir?"
"Yep, never better. I think I saw Kon in the… garage! Yes, the garage," he tacked on distractedly.
"Thanks! He'll like these, I just know it!" She hovered slightly above the ground and flew away excitedly.
When M'gann was gone, he quickly turned the screen back on. The two had stopped kissing, but they were now heading for the exit.
"That can't have been all, ma'am."
"The rest of the prize," Black Canary replied seductively, tapping the tip of his nose, "can be claimed tonight, once the rest of the team is on mission." Conner gave her a knowing smirk. Clark shuddered at the implication.
"Not if I have anything to do with it," he muttered dangerously, closing the holographic panel and heading out to intercept the happy couple. He wondered how he could get Batman on his side without explaining the situation.