2 droids walked the deserts of London (how deserts got in London I don't know). They where found by a boy, harry potter. He brought the droides to his aunt and uncle. (That he hates) and they said he could keep them since he was such a looser that he had to have robots for friends. The droides told harry their names where Hedwig and Dobby. Though hedwig didn't talk and just made owl sounds.
One day harry ran into a man that was called Ooo Da De Ba Dumbledore. Harry found out he was a Hogwarts master and harry wanted to become one too, just like his father was. Harry and his droides went to the Leaky Cauldron; a pub that lots of space pilots and weird looking things went. Well Ooo Da Be Ba Dumbledore ended up chopping off a dudes arm and they found a pilot that would serve them, this pilot seemed to be in trouble with Jaba the Malfoy and this pilot needed money. So they went with Hon Ron and they where going to go to Princess Hermiones home planet when It got blown up by Lord Voldemort and his evil Death Star, no wait the evil Death Boggart.
So they got a mission to go blow up the evil Death Boggart in their X-broom fliers. Harry got into his X-broom flier and set off, he almost blew up the evil Death Boggart when something stopped him. Lord Voldemort had apparated into his vessel! Harry said "What are you doing I here!?" and lord voldemort said "harry, I am your mum!" lord voldemort ripped off his robes to show he was wearing a pink dress and white apron. Harry cried out "NOOOOOOO"
Harry went to Flitwick, also known as Yoda, but that's in a different story. Flitwick, despite his size knew a great deal about the "force" and taught harry everything.
Then harry learned Princess Hermione was his sister.
The end.