-NOTE;Sorry thatSenebe & other victims of SPAM's attack will be OOC! Once again, SORRY! Senebe's a made-up character ( OC ) A Reincarnate of a cerain priestess...
It was a quiet day in Modern Day Tokyo, Japan where Kagome Higurashi packed some sandwiches, cup-a-noodle &... SPAM. Kagome jumped through the well & met up with Inuyasha. " Inuyasha! " Kagome called. " Keh! About time you came back you wench! " Inuyasha retorted.
Kagome just rolled her eyes & both of them made their way towards Kaede's hut. " Ah, I see you came back, child. " Kaede greeted, smiling.
" Hi Kagome! "
" Hello, Kagome-sama! "
" Welcome back, Kagome-chan! "
" Mew! "
" Hello, Kaede Obaa-chan! Hi everybody! " Kagome greeted back. " Here! I broughtyou all something to eat! "
" Ramen? " Inuyasha asked hopefully. " NO... " Kagome said, glaring at him, " I brought something new! SPAM! "
" SPAM? " Everybody asked questioningly. " What's that Kagome-chan? " Sango asked. " It's a type of meat from my era! Want to try? " Everyone except for Inuyasha nodded. Inuyasha just, " Keh! "ed.
( A/N;Did I type that right? )
Everybody tried it, Sango said, " Wow! It's... GOOD! "
" Yeah! " Shippou said. " Not bad Kagome-sama! " Miroku approved, " By the way... I wonder ifSenebe knows something about SPAM? "
" I highly doubt it Miroku! " Kagome said.
Meanwhile Back In the Spirit World...
" Mmmm...M! " A beautiful woman said as she sat down with a spam sandwich, " Time to eat you up! Ahhh- " Before Senebe could get a bite, a cloud of dust was clouding the air as something ran past her. -Cough,cough,cough-
Senebe gasped, " My beautiful sandwich! Why...YOU...! " Her shock quickly turned to rage as she chased after the culprit which was no other than Kouga.
( A/N;If you want to know why Kouga was in the Spirit World, he got killed by Naraku when he met up with him.Sorry for any Kouga fans but I HATE HIM! )
" THAT WAS MY ONLY LUNCH BREAK YOU SCRAWNY WOLF! "Senebe yelled as she chased after Kouga. " AAAHHHHH! SORRY! SORRY! I DIDN'T SEE- "
" SHUT THE HELL UP YOU MANGY WOLF! YOU'RE GOING TO EXPERIENCE 100,000,000TH DEATHS ONCE I DEAL WITH YOU! "Senebe practically screamed with outrage.
Senebechased Kouga over the lush, green hills of the afterlife.
Meanwhile back at the World of the Living...
" Hmmmm, " Shippou & Miroku said, " I wonder if our fathers know anything about SPAM? "
Back at the Spirit World...
" MMMMM...M! " Both young men-... a young man & FOX said said as they looked at their sandwiches hungrily. " You delightful beauty, come to me! " Miroku's dad said happily. " Oh yes, what he said! " The fox said, his eyes gleaming.
" I'm so happy that you agree with me! " Miroku's dad said, grinning. " Now, for the moment we've been all been waiting for! Ah- "
Before either of them could take a single bite,Senebe & Kouga ran over both of them. Their sandwiches somehow ended up in both Kouga & Senebe's mouths. -Cough,cough,cough-
Both Miroku & Shippou's dad gasped, " OUR SANDWICHES! WHY...YOU...! FEAR OUR WRATH YOU ACCURSED BEASTS! " They chased the 2 of them feverishly, for all their worth.
Back at the World of the Living...
" Hey, " Sango said, snapping her fingers, " Kagome-chan, does THIS count as SPAM? "
Flashback
" Father, " Chibi-Sango asked curiously, " What sandwich are you eating? "
" Why Sango, it's ham! What should I call this... ?... AH! How about SPAM? " Her father suggested. " SPAM? " Sango asked, " What does it stand for? "
" Specialized, Political, Aboriginal, Mush! " Her father replied. Sango didn't understand 3/4ths of it. " Youll get it one day Sango! " Her father said. Suddenly, the giant sandwich fell on top of Sango.
" AHHHH! Are you okay? " Her father asked anxiously. " Don't worry father! I'm okay! " Sango replied under the huge pile of meat. " The SANDWICH! The BEAUTIFUL SANDWICH! "
Sango just rolled her eyes under the sandwich & tapped her 4 out of 5 fingers expectingly, fell upon deaf ears, considering it to be under the huge bundle.
End Flashback
Everybody sweatdropped at Sango's story. " Sure it may not be the best encounter with a huge sandwich, it WAS still funny! " Shippou said, giggling. " Well, I guess you're right... " Kagome said, smiling.
" Keh! " Inuyasha said. ' Still I wonder, ' Inuyasha thought, ' I wonder if mother & father knows anything about SPAM? '
Back at the Spirit World...
" Dear, I hope you brought your appitite! " Inutashio said as he took a seat, " Of course, Tashie! " Izayoi said. " Now, let's DIG IN! " Inutashio said happily. " AH- "
Before either of them could take a single bite from either side,a huge cloud of dust & sand covered them both & the sandwich they were eating.
( A/N;If you're wondering what I mean by ' Either side, ' you know in Lady & the Tramp when they start from one end & end up in the middle, kissing? It's the same thing Tashie & Iza were doing... until a certain SOMEONE or SOMEBODIES had to screw the whole thing up! -Glaring at Senebe& gang )
-Cough,cough,cough- Inutashio & Izayoi gasped, " OUR SANDWICH! OUR DATE! OUR HONEYMOON! WHY...YOU...! " They yelled as they chased the hoard.
Back at the World of the Living
" Hmmmmm... " They all said, " I wonder if- " Before anybody could say anything, a cloud of dust covered them all. -Cough,cough,cough- " Hey! OUR LUNCH! WHO DID THAT? " Suddenly, the spirits revealed themselves.
" HEY! " They all chased the hoard, not caring that it was their parents they were beating the crap out of. Oh yeah, it was an odd day in Feudal Japan.
Fin