I do not own Naruto or anything related, please review and help with a vote on weather I should have some OC pairings, note it doesn't have to be the OC's Favorite character so I would very much like the help, so thanks
I sat in my room with my Jack Skelington hat from the Nightmare before Christmas movie, watching movies on my laptop when my phone rang. I turned my blue eyes over to the phone and when I saw the name I smirked.
"Hello, Pizza Hut, what would you like to order?" I asked in a joking tone earning a laugh on the other side.
"Come on Nya quit with the joking." My friend Serenity said on the other side laughing slightly, after saying my nickname. My real name is Catherin and since Serenity, Kira and I where all anime fans we sometimes have Japanese nicknames, my more common one is Nya, Serenity well it's still Serenity but I sometimes call her Seren for short and Kira will forever remain Kira.
"Okay, okay so what's up?" I asked taking a sip of some water on a little table next to me.
"I was hoping you could come and help me out with an outfit, I plan on wearing on the first day of dress up week next week." She replied with her ever so happy tone, I know that if I was talking to her in person she would be smiling a bit right now.
"I'll be over in a bit." I said shutting my laptop and hung up and was about to put on my black tennis shoes when my kitty Shadow, an all-black cat with yellow eyes that I've had for years, came over and rubbed up against me for some attention. I gave him a few pets then put my shoes on and began my walk that would take about 30-45minutes to get there. Unfortunately right when I stepped outside my door I saw a cardboard box sitting there.
"Oh god I hope it's the Deidara plushy I ordered." I said smiling and opened the top to be met with a flying black fuzz ball that was now covering my face. I felt like I couldn't breathe so I began trying to pull whatever was on my face off, with success and little effort. What I found out was what made me almost shriek with joy.
"OHMYGAWD KITTIES!" okay scratch that, I defiantly shrieked with joy. I sometimes curse my outbursts, especially if I don't want to say it out loud. I then cuddled the cat that was once clamped on my face, I noticed it had a bright orange face with small swirly black fur lines in it that connected to his jet black fur and to me it was so cute I just hugged him. "Aw you're so cute!" I exclaimed then realized something. "How did you guys end up here?" I asked looking into the box again and saw how oddly colored most where but dismissed it and brought them all inside. Unfortunately I almost ALWAYS talk to inanimate objects, myself or animals so I'm dubbed as a weird person but the good news is, for me talking to animals like these is normal, even though I have NO idea what they are saying or thinking.
"Wait…. what was I leaving the house for?" I asked myself out loud going into thought only to be brought back out of it by a meow coming from the box of the 10 kittens. I looked to see the silver colored one in there being very vocal.
"Well you're a noisy one, hm, oh well I'm sure it'll come back to me, in the meantime are you kitty's hungry?" I asked being nice and smiling at the cats and in doing so caused my cat Shadow to come up and look at what I had brought in and sniffed it curiously. I also got some meows of agreement coming from a black and white cat with amber eyes, the silver cat with purple colored eyes, the black cat with the orange face and a yellow colored one with blue eyes.
"Wait right here, Shadow you watch them while I go get some of the left over fish from the fridge." I said and hurried over to the fridge. I grabbed the fish and thought I should warm it up so I put in in the microwave for only 30 seconds. I noticed that an all-black kitten was looking at me while I was doing this as if he had no idea what the hell I was doing. I smiled and a little while later the buzzer went off and all the kittens looked back as if something just exploded, the yellow one looked excited while the black and orange one looked TERRIFIED and ducked for cover, Shadow was as passive and lazy as ever and was lying down. "Silly kitties that just means the foods done warming up." I then pulled out the fish and realized that the kits need names, especially if I want to address them. I set the fish out for them and noticed the black and white one go over and sniff it, looking at this one reminded me of my other cat Yang who ran away about two years ago and it still upsets me. Once he finished sniffing slightly he began to eat ravenously and the others soon joined, well all but a red cat that had black lines in his fur around his joints, brown eyes and a white spot where a heart would be that held a mark on it that looked kanji to me.
"You not hungry little guy?" I asked and he seemed to tense slightly at the little part but he nodded to my question. "Wow you all are smart kitties." I said out loud and then got an idea. I ran upstairs, opened my room's door and grabbed my laptop, brought it down and set it out on the table and opened it. I then signed in and all cats' came over and looked at it curiously. I then opened up manga reader online and went over to the Naruto one to check for any new updates, so far none, but I noticed that all the cats looked surprised at the sight of the opening book title. "If I didn't know better I would say that you were from the series but like I said I know better." I said then heard my phone ring and I answered it.
"Domino's Pizza, how may I help you?" I asked and the cat's looked at me like I was crazy, well then again they are kittens that I picked up from a cardboard box that was on my front porch.
"Where the hell are you?" Serenity said on the other side of the phone then I remembered why I was leaving my house.
"SHIT I FORGOT! I'll be on my way now and explain why I'm late the- SILVER KITTY NO! NO SCRATCHING MY COUCH! Anyways I'll be right over." I then hung up, pulled the silver kitten away from the couch and left but not before saying, "While I'm gone Shadow's in charge got it? Well if you don't deal with it." And with that I left literally RUNNING all the way to my friend's house.
*Third person perspective*
"Was is just me, or was that bitch, fucking crazy?" The silver kitty asked the other cats.
"My guess is she has mental issues or something, like a certain idiot, hm." The yellow cat replied causing the black cat with the orange face to jump.
"Sempi why must you be so mean to Tobi?" The cat asked in a childish tone.
"Simple because you are an idiot Tobi." The red cat replied in a board tone.
"Pein-sama the girl seems to know about the jinjuriki, not to mention she knows how to get this…. Thing to work." A lavender colored female with a white spot on her right ear and amber eyes meowed, pointing to the laptop. Yes these kittens are the Akatsuki, (I know this is over used but I freaking love Akatsuki cats so deal with it okay?)
"Yes and she knows a lot more about a lot of these items as well." Pein, an orange kitty with greyish black spots all over and purple ringed eyes, meowed with authority then glanced over at the silver cat.(I'll give you three guesses who it is, and the first two don't count) "That means no killing her, got it Hidan." He meowed slightly more like a question, yet it was stern and commanding earning a 'Yes pain in the ass, I understand' and a rather upset/mad look from said silver kitten. Pein rolled his eyes at Hidan's name calling.
"I don't know about you guys, but we're going exploring." Zetsu, the black and white kitty meowed and started to pad off, but not before arguing where he should explore, the upstairs or the down stairs, then finally deciding to go to the basement.
"Well if we're staying here then we better know our surroundings, eh Itachi?" Kisami, a blue colored cat with black gill like markings, and yellowish eyes, asked the all black cat with the red eyes.
"Hn." Was his answer, he always replies like that but it Kisami took it as a yes and they both went off to explore as well. After that almost all split up into groups of two to explore the home.
~~With Sasori and Deidara~~
"For the last time Danna art is fleeting, hm!"
"And for the last time, brat, art is eternal!" the two arguing cats yowled at each other until they reached a door on the upstairs that was opened slightly. Both cats looked at each other until Sasori decided to look on the inside to see it was a bed room with a queen sized bed, a night table next to it which was standard for a room, but it held a huge walk in closet, a book shelf on one side and on the other side was a movie holder that held VHS tapes and DVD's which of course both Akatsuki cat's didn't know about, but what peeked both of their interests was the drawing table in the very room, and it held drawings and paper on it.
"Either this is the girl's room or one of her family members, whichever one it is they seem to be interested in art, hm." Deidara stated as he leaped onto the chair in front of the table, then onto the table and then looked shocked at one of the drawings.
"What is it brat?" Sasori asked then joined him only to be shocked as well, it was a drawing of Deidara and himself as humans…. Well human and puppet, Sasori had his cloak off in it and was showing all the features of being a puppet in it while Deidara was holding a clay bird in one hand and in the other, which was extended to the front of the page a bit more was holding his C3 doll.
"Oh Kami, there's more here, hm." Deidara exclaimed and both looked at other drawings of the other Akatsuki, there was even one that caught Deidara's attention, it was a colored drawing of Tobi but his eye hole had a red color coming from it, but the blond kitty just shook it off as it may just be his real eye color.
~~With Pein and Konan~~
The two leaders where exploring some of the main levels when they ran into the elder cat named Shadow.
"Mreow." The black cat with little white furs meowed as if sensing they weren't truly cats. Even Pein and Konan couldn't understand him.
"Apparently we can only understand each other and no other animals." Pein remarked and at that the cat Shadow padded off and lay down on a blanket and began to sleep.
"And apparently that is one lazy cat." Konan replied and then stepped onto a T.V. remote and it turned on causing both kitties to jump and look at the screen. The show that was on was Ghost Adventures; the episode was Penhurst state Penitentiary.
"W-What the hell, how are people inside this little box?" Konan asked out loud and had Pein staring at it along with her as Zack was giving the short history of the Penitentiary, which drew both kitties in immediately.
~~With Zetsu in the basement~~
"This place is huge! That's because we're small you twit." Zetsu meowed out loud to himself as he wandered into the biggest room, a room with a big T.V. with a sound system, an area that held DVD's and some PS3 games. One of the games caught his eye, the game called Naruto Shippuden Ultimate Ninja Storm 2.
"Damn that's a long name and what the hell is the Kyubii doing on this game, why are you asking me this I am you so I know as much as you do. Shut up." Zetsu hissed to himself as he now had new info to report and then he started to make his way upstairs when a noise caught his attention.
*First Person perspective*
"I'm Home Kitties!" I yelled and noticed that in the front living room the orange and black spotted one and the indigo female where watching Ghost Adventures. "Crap I forgot that was on, I love that show!" I exclaimed causing the kitties to give me weird looks but I shrugged them off and then looked at them excitedly.
"I've finally come up with names for all of you… wait here are the others?" I asked then noticed the black and white one was coming up the stairs and in the kitchen was where the rest where except the yellow and red ones. "Wait here kitties, I'm going upstairs to find the other two, I want you all to be around for you naming!" I exclaimed then ran upstairs to find my room door opened completely and the two missing kitties looking at my drawings.
"Aw you guys like my drawings?" I said out loud which caused both cats to jump and look at me while I went and picked both up and the blond struggled in my grip but I ignored it as I brought them both down. I set them where the others where and smiled at all of them. "Alright now that you're all here, I'm going to begin the naming!" I picked the all black one up. "Your name shall be Lawliet, because you look like you could be L. Lawliet from Death Note but with red eyes." I got a confused kitty look from said cat but set him down and picked up the brown one and when I did I noticed he looked all stitched up.
"Aw poor kitty! Where did you get all thoughts stitches little guy?" I asked then a thought came to mind, "How did you get stitches? I mean getting all of thoughts is pretty expensive." At the word expensive it looked as if the cat was about to have a heart attack then I got a new name for him.
"I was going to name you either Brownie or Kakuzu but your name will be Dollar, since you seem to like money." I said smiling with my eyes closed so I didn't see his reaction when I set him down and picked up the only female.
"I'll call you Lily, since you're really pretty and the only girl." I said smiling for a little bit hiding my sadness since my kitty Yang was a female as well. I then looked at the orange one and kept Lily in my arms while I then pointed to the orange one. "Your name will be Peirce, and no I'm not picking you up you look like the kind that if I attempted to pick you up you'd claw me hand off… same with the silver demon there." I then noticed they looked at me like I was slightly less crazy but still crazy, and Shadow padded over and lay down next to me and was purring which meant he wanted some petting affection. Which I gave him after setting Lily down next to Peirce who I assumed to be her boyfriend since they both got along pretty well. I then glared at the silver cat, who I assumed clawed at the couch when I told him not to before I left.
"I'm going to call you Demon since that is what you are." I said pointing at said silver furred demon in cat's clothing, he seemed to glare at me and actually look like he liked the name. I then looked at the red one and said, "I was thinking of naming you Puppet but that would be a bit to ironic so I'm naming you Stitches since you have thought black lines on you." I earned two weird kitty looks from Stitches and Dollar as if I was crazy.
"Hey just so you all know I AM a little crazy, one reason is because I have short term memory, another I talk to myself out loud like I am….. now…. Shit this is weird, ANYWAYS moving on." I said earning even MORE weird looks from all the cats and I picked up the kitty that clamped to my face when I opened the box.
"Your name will be Lollypop because your face reminds me of one, plus your sweet like one as well." I smiled then added, "I also forgive you for almost suffocating me when I opened the box." Causing Lollypop to look slightly embarrassed but happy… wait do cats get embarrassed? Oh well I have to finish naming them all before my little brother can come home and give them horrible names.
"I'm going to name you Samehada because you remind me of Kisame and well his swords got a cool name." I said pointing to a big blue cat with gill markings on his face that looked shocked for a bit then gave me a kitty grin which I returned with a kind smile. "Your name little guy, will be Mello since your yellow like his blond hair and you both have nice blue colored eyes, and this little black and white kitty I saved for last because he's so freaking cute! Your name will be Zetsu since your literally half black and half white like him." I smiled as I pointed to the last two and Zetsu seemed to really like his name, yet seemed to argue with himself about it at the same time. Wow just gave him a name of a Naruto character that has split personalities and he starts to behave like him, anyways after a little while all ten of them gathered together in a circle and seemed to have a meeting. It was cute to watch until the doorbell rang and all ten jumped and turned to look at it, while I just laughed.
"That's just the doorbell kitties, that means someone's here for a visit… now no ganging up on Lily while I answer the door, and Mello be a little more nicer to Lollypop okay?" I said causing Lily to look embarrassed, Peirce to look protective, Demon to have a weird kitty smirk along with the kitty grinning Samehada, Mello to give me a, you-can't-tell-me-what-to-do face and Lollypop to look happy and he also followed me to the door as if he was using me as protection. When I got to the door the bell rang again and I put my hand out to open the door while the other hand unlocked it.
"Hello?" I asked and saw my friend Serenity, her blue green eyes where glaring at me while she wore a cute designed green T-Shirt with jeans and a pair of plain shoes.
"I called you twice to come over and what do you do? You stay here and leave me worried sick!" my blond haired friend yelled causing both Lollypop and I to jump and both begin to shake in fear.
"I-I can explain, see there was a box on my porch and..." I was cut off by my friend who rushed past me.
"OHMYGAWD KITTIES!" She yelled, her anger forgotten as she held Demon and started to twirl with the poor silver kitty in her hands. For once today I felt sorry for Demon, well twice actually the first was discovering him and the others in a box on my door step, but still I felt sorry for him none the less.
"This was actually my excuse for the first time; the second was I forgot I needed to name them before my brother gets home." I said and Serenity seemed to buy it, mostly because she was to interest in the cute kitties to even notice. I then grabbed her shoulder causing her to regain her attention on me.
"That kitty your holding's name is Demon, he's one of the ten kittens I found in a box on my front porch." I said explaining everything in just that sentence for her, and she could tell I was serious because I usually act all crazy and happy go lucky but when serious my voice is calming and the opposite of the way I act. I noticed the kittens all looked at me like I had just been replaced with someone of high respect or something.
"So you skipped out on helping me with dress up week for these cute little guys?" She asked turning from all happy and fan girlish over the kittens to serious with a raised eyebrow.
"Pretty much, but it's worth it! I mean just look at them there ADORABLE!" I exclaimed returning to my normal weirdness. This caused whatever respect I earned from the kitties to go back to thinking I was crazy.
"Well I will admit that it is pretty important to socialize new kittens and get them used to their new surroundings, but you still should have told me." My friend said still with her serious face on, this is kind of true about the two of us, when I get serious she gets crazy and when I'm crazy she's serious but not all the time most of the time we are both crazy or both serious.
"I know and I'm so- hey you think you can stay overnight tonight?" I asked quickly changing the subject to something she would most definitely like which she did.
"Alright just let me call mom and we can start the sleep over."
"FUCK YEAH!" I said pumping my fist in the air with over excitement and noticed Lollypop looked excited as well and tried to do the same thing in kitty style which was ADORABLE. "That's it your my favorite little cutie!" I exclaimed picking him up and snuggling with him and telling him how he was a "good boy" and I swear I could hear him meow Tobi's a good boy…. Man I watch way to much Naruto.
"So what are all of their names? I mean I've got to know them if I'm going to be coming over often." Serenity asked in her serious tone which made me smile.
"Their names are, Peirce, Lily, Stitches, Dollar, Mello, Lawliet, Lollypop, Samehada, Demon and Zetsu." I said pointing to each one as I said their names and then sighed. "I need some water that made me thirsty." I then left Serenity to play with the cats while I went to the kitchen and got a nice cold water bottle. When I did I noticed Lollypop followed me again and I smiled down at him.
"Hi Lollypop, do you want something?" I asked looking down at my favorite little kitty that seemed to meow and I swear he was begging me to call him a good boy again…. I seriously need to reevaluate my obsession with the Akatsuki. I picked him up and cuddled him a bit then got an idea, "Hey if you and the others want you can sleep in my room, well as long as Demon will behave." And with that he meowed in agreement which caused me to smile once again.