Imagine your OTP arguing over who fell for who first

"I totally swept her off her feet," Santana said, grinning over at Rachel.

"Pretty sure it was I who did the sweeping," Rachel countered.

"Sleigh rides? Candlelit dinners? Publicly serenading you in Central Park?"

"Stargazing? Walks on the beach? Breakfast in bed that included real bacon? Face it, you were ass over tits for me first, San."

"I've had a bad influence on you…." Santana just shook her head and gave Rachel a kiss on the cheek as their parents looked on in amusement.