What Happened?

Disclaimer: I sadly don't own Hellsing cause if I did the only thing I would have changed is Alucard and Integra's Relationship was at least hinted at some romance just a little yada yada ya I DON'T OWN IT

Summary: The title says it all. When Seras ask this to Integra things reveal.

Extras: I love script form so don't be mad and say I didn't warn you

Italics=Thoughts *…*=actions/emotions etc.

Aaah, London in Summer. The gentle warm breeze, birds chirping, and the sun BEATING DOWN WITH A BLINDING FIST. It was so bad all enemies and crime slowed down to an all time low and I mean LOOOOWWW

The AC was on full blast at the Hellsing Manor was at a time of Peace, sure Hot sweating burning Peace but Peace non the less

It was too hot for Drill training or anything to be honest the only meeting they had was to talk/making sure no one got heat stroke.

And currently this was one consisting of Pip Bernadotte, Seras Victoria, Alucard, Walter, and Of Course the Iron Maiden herself Integra Fairbrook Wingates Hellsing

Integra now currently and very reluctantly unbuttoning one third of her blouse

Alucard:*gently pulls his masters hair till it cascades onto the back of her chair cooling her a little**whispers in her ear playfully* Hot Master*His playful grin appearing*

Integra:*gently rolls her eyes* My Jacket may be off but I can still shoot your Bloody Head off

Alucard:*teasing tone* My My Don't you think it's a little Vulgar to keep a gun there

Integra:*Scoffs*HA! *lights another Cigar* For a second you almost sound concerned*puffs smoke**and gives him a smirk*

Alucard:*Chuckles**Stands upright and folds his hand similar to nun**mimicking Walter* Ahem! But Integra Young Ladies do not Keep Guns In their*pauses for affect**then in a stupid voice* BOSSUM

Integra:*tries to hold back her deep laughter*

Pip: *Bursts in a hearty laugh*

Seras:*giggles*

Walter:*slightly miffed* Was that supposed to be some cheap imitation of me?

Alucard:*Feigning ignorance purpose**teasingly* Walter what does young chickens making fake noises have to with you?

Integra: Cheesy Alucard simply cheesy that pun Walter why don't you heat up and get us some water please*playful smirk*

Alucard:*grinning slyly* and yet I'm the cheesy one

Walter: *rolls eyes* Like Vampire like Master

A few minutes later and Walter returns with water

Seras: Master Why did use such a silly voice*giggles at the memory*

Pip: *Snickers* Oui zit was ze most ridiculous voice I have ever heard

Alucard: It always made Integra laugh as a girl *quirks brow at Integra* but I guess it transcends age

Integra:*gentle small blush* you forget I'm a Woman not a Little girl anymore

Alucard:*teasing*yet don't all parents wish their children don't leave the nest*smirks* and besides You didn't say that last night

*BANG*

Alucard regenerates the hole in his head:*slightly surprised* Wow I didn't think you had one between there

Seras: come to think of it Master what did happen last night I peeked through my coffin and I heard bare feet coming down the steps It was Master Integra she was in only a pink lacey night gown with skinny straps and the hem was just under your lower backside—

Integra:*Light blush* Why did you remember What I was wearing

Pip:*Starts to picture it and Starts Drooling*

Seras:*blush*Well Its just you looked very pretty pink compliments your complexion perfectly why don't you wear feminine clothes more often?

Integra: So I would be seen as someone with respect at the Roundtable because at first They couldn't Stand a Woman being in charge then it was just more comfortable after that I didn't like being too girly anyway

Alucard: but She has dresses and skirts but only on occasions she says but she likes the lace in lingerie*chuckles*

Integra:*angered* They are Night gowns nothing more

Alucard:*teases* any less and it would be threads

Integra: *angry*SHUT UP! You Vampiric PERVERT!

Pip: Mignonette *gently wipes drool* continue

Seras: where was I- Yes And Master Integra knocked on Master's Coffin You opened and She said something like Not one word

You said oh what a pleasant surprise or something more like I heard you coming what brings you down here

She said To Hot, Can't Sleep, Move over I'm coming in

You smirked She stepped inside you closed the coffin and I fell asleep after that so um What Happened

Alucard: *jokingly*Oral sex

Walter, Pip, and Seras: WHAT!

*BANG BANG BANG*

Alucard regenerates his body: Alright alright

Here's what really happened

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