TOWN HALL HELL

by SupernaturallyEgocentric

You guys are gonna love this challenge word. Wait for it: Narcokleptocracy! Thrown at me by the ever-lovin' Embalia. Holy Expletive. I want to stress that this drabble has nothing whatsoever to do with the fact that we just had our Presidential Inauguration here in the U.S.

"This is not a republic," the mayor said solemnly. "It is not an autocracy."

Head throbbing, Dean turned to look outside at the raging storm.

"Forget it," Sam snapped. "We're snowed in. Deal with it."

"Not a polyarchy -"

"We can at least go sit in the car!"

"not a kritarchy."

"What, and freeze to death?"

"Gimme my gun back!"

" Not a theocracy. Not a narcokleptocracy."

"You can't kill him, Dean!"

"This - is a democracy!"

Dean dug out his flask and took a swig. "According to Dad, politicians rank lower than demons. I can kill him."