Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto I only "owns" what I "owns" which is my o.c Riyuki and Yoki! I changed my profile pic from when I had black hair and gray highlights to a pic of me w/ fiery orange hair, did anyone notice? O .O

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"So, Riyuki's pregnant?" Yoki asked Naruto, the two eating dangos and ramen on the steps of the Uchiha Mansion.

"Mhm," Naruto tried to talk around a mouthful of pork ramen.

Yoki cringed in disgust, as Naruto started to stuff it all in his mouth but started to choke on it.

"Shes getting pretty fat." Naruto said.

"No, shes just getting closer to giving birth, so of course she'll be bigger." Yoki explained to the blonde.

"I don't know, I mean she eats for two." Naruto said trying to poke holes in Yoki's logic.

"Only because she as to for the baby!" Yoki said loudly but not enough for everyone to hear him.

"How much does the baby have to eat! Its only so small!?" Naruto shouted, making the gardener give them a weird look.

Yoki shot the gardener an apologetic look, "Naruto! Keep it down!" He glared at him.

"Like you?" Naruto gave him a stupid look.

Yoki simply ignored him picking up the trash and going inside to throw it away, Naruto followed him in.

"Okay, so your telling me that if you were pregnant that you would have to do nothing but laze around and eat everything?" Naruto giving him that same look.

"Its not as easy as you think! You get back pain, you can't even see your own feet, and you puke every morning."

"You sound like your pregnant." Naruto rolled his eyes.

Yoki just ignored him.

Naruto took that silence as a sign. "Are you!?" Naruto's expression turned to a one of pure horror.

"What!?" He said mimicking the look Naruto had.

"I am not! What put that in your hea-" Yoki was cut off as Naruto laid his head against his stomach, rubbing it slowly.

"Naruto..Could you get off me..before someone sees us?" Yoki blushed, trying to push Naruto's heavy head off of him.

"I think I hear something..." Naruto whispered.

"My heartbeat?" Yoki rolled his eyes, Naruto finally removing his head from his belly.

"I'm not pregnant, you idiot."

Naruto tilted his head like he didn't understand, then laughed and patted Yoki's back like he had made a joke. "Thats a good one Yoki." Naruto used Yoki's shoulder as support, as more laughs came out of the blonde's mouth.

Yoki cringed a little and tried to push Naruto off of him, another awkward position he didn't want to be seen in.

"We all know, you don't have to hide it, its alright." Naruto reassured the dumfounded Yoki.

Before Yoki could think of what next to say, Naruto opened his mouth again. "Unless...this is Riyuki and Sasuke all over again and Itachi doesn't know.." The way Naruto's eyes glimmered Yoki didn't like.

"..But this time," Naruto continued on with that stupid far away look. "I'll be the one to reveal it to the daddy..."

"What?" Was Yoki's less than intelligent response, as Naruto made his way farther in the manor in search for Itachi's private office.

"No, wait! Narutooo!" Yoki tried to catch up with the stupid blonde on a mission.

When he caught up to Naruto , he was already seated in one of the chairs in front of Itachi's desk telling him kami knows what. Naruto was smarter than Yoki suspected he was..

He had locked the door behind him so Yoki couldn't get in.

~End~

This was suppose to be funny, I at least hope some of it was funny to some of you, this is a one shot, I'm not sure if I wanna make it a 2 shot or anything. Anyways it may be confusing since in the one shot that started this continuous chain of one shots, Sasuke was reviving his clan and Itachi was in this chapter like it was all good xD um yeah this one shot is suppose to be AU, I hope that makes it less confusing! More one shots about pregnancy coming up! u

Sayonara ~Emmy-chan The Ninja!