CSI: South Park, Simpson's come to South Park
Cartman said "hey guys, guess what? What? "Simpson's are coming to South Park", really yea let's go see. Everybody is talking about the Simpson's they are in the town square. Cartman said "see I told you guys", Stan said "shut up fatty". AH DON'T CALL ME FAT IM JUST BIG BONED! Kyle said "shut up you guys here they come". (The S Simpson's are walking toward them as they were talking.) Bart and Lisa said hey how are you guys aren't you Cartman, Kyle, Stan, and Kenny. Kyle says "WOW! You know are names". They replied "yea of course we watch your show like you watch ours". Kenny "WOW that's cool". Bart says "Cartman you are so funny". Bart and Lisa said "Cartman you are so funny" (It was in silence for a quick moment) Then Cartman responded and said I HATE YOU GUYS! (Everybody was in sudden shock) Stan said "what's wrong with you this is Bart and Lisa off of the Simpson's how could you say something like that to them what were you thinking, everybody else says "YEA WHAT WERE YOU THINKING" Then Cartman yells "WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME, WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME, IT'S NOT ME IT'S THEM EVERYTIME I TRY TO DO SOMETHING BAD IN THIS TOWN SOMEBODY COMES ALONG AND SAY SIMPSON'S DID , I TRY TO THINK OF SOMETHING ELSE , SIMSONS DID IT , EVERYTIME SIMPON'S DID IT , SIMPSON'S DID IT". So I say forget you guys I'm going home. Kyle says don't worry about him he's just a fatty and mad that you are funnier than him and everything he try to do you have already done". (Cartman was walking away and all of a sudden he immediately disappeared.) Kenny says "hey were Cartman go, he was just right there walking away" Stan said "oh my guide he was kidnapped".
Mr. Makie showed up and said be calm emkay when the last time u was seen Cartman and what was he wearing. What he was usually was wearing a red shirt, blue pants, and turquoise hat with the little yellow ball on top and the last time we seen him was when he was walking home, one minute we see him wobbling down the street and the next minute he was gone. Mr. Makie said "so our suspect are Bart, Lisa, Stan, Kyle, Kenny we will finish this case tomorrow emkay" (It was the next day and Mr. Makie has everybody in a chair separated everybody looking nervous, scared, innocent, guilty, confident, unconfident, and like everybody else did it but them.)
We got some clues form the crime scene we found some white material from a blue shirt, we also found some blue material from a pair of pants, and a strand of hair on the ground.(Homer all of a sudden walks in) and said " Anybody want some donuts." Mr. Makie said "Homer can you come here emkay" (homer came to Mr. Makie) notice that he has a white shirt on, blue pants, and two strands of hair. He has a hole in his shirt, a hole in his pants, and a strand of hair missing on this head. THAT'S right here is your kidnapper HOMER J. SIMPSON. Finally homer confessed "That's right I did it nobody talks to my kids like that and get away with it but, you'll never find him in my trailer in my closet with the chair on the door. DOH! You found out wear I was hiding but, you won't get there before I do. (All of a sudden Cartman is there and he starts to talk and Marge is next t him with a frown on her face.) hey guys I was kidnapped buy this guy(he talking about homer)and he put me in a closet and put a chair against and this lady(he's talking about Marge) let me out and here I am. So the case is solved Homer went to jail in Springfield, Bart, Lisa, and Margie went to there own house and everything was back to normal except Cartman "STILL HATE THEM!
THE END!