Wicked Trick, a mediator fanfic

Yippee, my first songfic- Paul POV. This was so fun to write; it's to the melody of "Angie Baby" by Helen Reddy. I still think it's a plausible idea when in "Haunted" Suze considered putting Jesse's soul in Paul's body... apparently she decided against it for moral reasons (BOO!) (Yay?) but what if he anticipated it and was just pretending?

Wicked Trick

Suze, you spend your days at the Mission school

mediating ghosts

and when you could be hooking up with me

that's a really dumb place to go.

Exorcising with Brazilian voodoo?

You're clearly a first class noob.

Suze, you really need those shifting lessons after all.

Your Spanish lover materializes in your room

and tries to break my nose

'cus he heard your call that I was here

trying to take off your clothes.

Suze, come on, will you calm down?

I was just defending myself;

Jesse's safe and sound up there in

Shadowland.

Let's make a deal so you

won't have to worry about him

disappearing.

Meet me at my place, eight o'clock

or your ghost boy is good as gone,

'cus I'm about to teach you things

that won't involve your bra.

Scenic Drive has gorgeous views,

but I'd rather stare at you.

Suze, I'll show everything you need to do.

You walk inside and glare at me

but beneath it is a sigh.

I know you're mad, but Suze, get real

unlike Jesse I'm alive

but suddenly you're chanting fast,

reciting mantras that I recognize

from the books underneath my bed

…

Then a boy wakes up and he's acting nice,

and everyone thinks it's strange

'cept a hostile girl and her brand-new lover

with Paul Slater's ice blue eyes.

It's so nice to mediate,

Having minions is second rate.

Now "Jesse" has a body

but it's really Paul.

Suze, you really need those shifting lessons after all.

Also, the credit for the blue Paul Slator icon/avatar goes to the fabulous Lollilicious Lolly.

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