Okay this is my 2nd fan-fic, I just thought this up, late last night…since there is NO complete humor fic in the DSQ section, I've decided to start one…
WARNING: this will be completely different from my other one… coz this is pure chaotic nonsense… lots of uncharacteristic behaviors… and unspeakably weird pairings or shall I say feelings…they harbor towards each other. Shocking discoveries... And I'm gonna drag in PLUTO in to their problems too… Hope you like because it's my first try on something like this… I usually write angst stuff… so don't hurt me if I do some character bashings… coz thus the basis of the appeal… okay lets bash away… though this may sound random this is a story… all chapters are linked…
Disclaimer: I swear I don't own DSQ… you believe me right?
Prologue: Lost cause I miss you…
Morihiko Dan was dead depressed: why?
Let's review on the stuff that's happened in the last two weeks:
DDS had gotten a new case, from an art museum; some of the world class paintings were stolen, class Q solved the mystery in two days straight, mainly because the thief fell hopelessly in love with golden boy Ryuu… and Ryuu being clueless as usual made her confess everything…poor girl…
Then the nightmare happened, an unusually familiar and handsome guy there recognized Ms Katagiri and like proposed to her… and the damn woman said yes…
Whirlwind of events… Katagiri planning the wedding in one week… ultra cool wedding happens on the most expensive hotel in the whole city… one night of unforgettable dancing & fun and then Katagiri's request for a two month long honeymoon…
He'd been deadpanned when she told him that… her expression had been sooo very happy… he just couldn't say no… or anything in that matter… he merely grimaced and Ms Katagiri mistaking that for a smile thought it meant yes…. Then she was gone… like the wind…
You: but why is he so depressed?
Because he's had the hots for her ever since she's joined DDS. Why in hell do you think he made her his official chair pusher…he could have made Mr. Hongou push him around, which would have been much faster…
He's even tried to run over that stupid artist guy she liked, except that someone else beat him to it. And he purposely missed this super important operation that would have revived his legs, unfortunately if he had gone through with that, then he'd have to walk on his own ('how troublesome' Shikamaru mumbles in the background) and he'd miss having Ms Katagiri push him around the whole place.
He liked making her sweat… it made him um…feel things… enough of that he was leaving now… he couldn't stand the thought of staying at the school for two months without her… he had hardly survived the anguish of seeing her with another man – who by the way happened to be the stupid artist guy's twin brother, another damn artist….
Dan made a mental note to never help another artist in his whole life, who cares if the world's most famous art pieces were missing… as far as he was concerned Artists Were Pure Evil….
Then he sighed and electronically locked the whole school… he stared back at it one last time smiling at the memory that he and Ms Katagiri had crashed down the stairs once…she had fallen on top of his wheel chair… 'Damn stupid wheel chair' he thought cursing the reason they had been together for long hours.
Then he left, pulling the damn stupid wheel chair himself. 'Damnit why did he refuse that super important operation?' He could have faked the recovery and made her drag him around more…
'Oh well' He thought pulling out his cell phone and calling the 'Friends of Wheelys' an organization based on helping people in wheel chairs to get by…
He left a letter addressed to his dear students and fellow educators of the dark arts…
'Katagiri, I miss you…' he thought finally closing his eyes as four men in black suits hauled him into their van…and drove off into the sunrise…
A/N: Like? You guys should REALLY REVIEW, you know… I'll finish this even if you don't, but I'll only update ONLY if you guys REVIEW… so that's very important… if you guys want more… REVIEW, E-mail… just tell me…
More disclaimers:
Do not own Shikamaru, FYI: Shikamaru is a character from 'Naruto' who just lazes around and mumbles 'how troublesome' when he's asked to something… but he's cool, he's the only leaf Genin to become a Chunnin... (Refer to Naruto).
Yeah I own the Friends of Wheelys… deal with it.
I do not hate artists; I'm an artist myself… (Smiles sheepishly)
That's enough for today… more character bashing later okay… Ja na…