Disclaimer: disclaimed.
Dedication: to being a spazz, and Bowling for soup, AND SIMPLE PLAN CAUSE IT ROX MY SOX. and to high-heel boots, 'cuz you know, they are AWESOME. lol. really. i need to stop drinking every drinks. and to Lana Del Rey. she's awesome too.
a/n: don't have an idea how this came. lol.
a/n: "and i said what about breakfast at Tiffany's? LOVE IT, Dude.
sunshine, lollipops and rainbows
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from: superStar4evah
to: glamzz2be; sexOnTHEbeach
subject: OH MAI GAD
do you know who's standing outside my window?
Sasuke-FUCKIN-Uchiha.
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OH DEAR GOD, i think i'm gonna faint..
lessthanthree,
Sak's.
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from: glamzz2be
to: superStar4evah; sexOnTHEbeach
subject: WHAT ARE YOU WEARING BITCZZZ?
oh mai gad.
SERIOUSLY?
if you are joking me Saku, i'm gonna rip you fingers of and feed them to the first hobo i see, hun. 'cuz this is real shit.
prettier than u,
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from: sexOnTHEbeach
to: superStar4evah; glamzz2be
subject: ummmm, DO I HEAR THE SOUND OF SEX?
Sak's, hunny, YOU MIGHT GET SOME.
*cough cough*
OM DAMN BOY, DON'T FORGET TO BRING YOUR TOYS.
you have condoms, do you, Sak?
kisses'n'scratches
BOSS
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from: superStar4evah
to: glamzz2be; sexOnTHEbeach
subject: YOU DAMN HOES AREN'T HELPING!
Karin-cakes, i have no words for you...
just one.
WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE
(you are)
(and, yes, i have protection...)
Pork-chops, I AM NOT SHITTING YOU.
this is real businesses.
i was in my sweat pants and t-shirt.
BUT I CHANGED.
(well duh)
i'm wearing those tinny jean shorts. (DAT ASS) and whore's black halter top. (with looks like SMEX)
i wanted to be pretty, but also to pass the clothes as house one's.
'cuz i don't even know what the hell is he doing here.
maybe he was just pass-
OH MAI GAD
THERES PEBBLES HITING MY WINDOW.
AND IT'S HIM.
gotta go, skanks.
love ya, don't miss me too much.
lessthanthree,
Sak's.
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Sakura Haruno jumped in her room, brushing her hair before going to open the window.
IT WAS SASUKE FRIGGIN UCHIHA
she twirled to the window, opening it, and almost getting hit in the head with a pebble.
"sasuke? what are you doing here?"
she was just gonna play like she hadn't been spying on him trough her window, like 2 minutes before.
"can you come down?"
"well, not really, it's like 3 a.m in the morning."
"can you jump down?"
sakura raised an eyebrow at him. he probably couldn't see it, but who cares.
was he serious?
'i have cigarettes, and we could go buy so coffee?"
sakura was a little astonished, he was sounding somewhat hopeful...
this was a chance she couldn't miss.
"will you catch me?"
"of course."
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from: Sak
to: Porky; Skank
currently, i am located on cloud9.
sasu-chan just bought me 3 cups of made-to-go coffee.
and he even bought GUMMY BEARS for me.
i so rock.
PWN BITCHES.
text you to later.
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from: Gorgeous
to: Smartpants; whorepants
SAK SAK SAK SAK
you bitch.
i'm like ALMOST jello.
def, txt me with the deets.
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from: karinBOSS
to: fatAss; pinkBitch
dude.
you just got luckyyyyyy.
btw, don't do it on the asphalt.
love ya hoe
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"um Sasuke?"
"yeah?"
Sakura was FREAKING OUT.
they went to a gass station, for some coffee(best place to go at night), he bought her gummy's, and now, they're sitting the old market, on the little watch tower's root, counting the stars.
was this a date?
IS IT A DATE?
"why did you take me out here?"
"i wanted to see you."
Oh mai gad.
Sakura wan mentally flailing.
"i get that, but why?"
when he didn't answer, she lifted herself up by the elbows, and looking at him.
his eyes were closed, a relaxed expression on his face.
"no reason"
her face fell.
no reason?
like, what the hell?
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from: Sak
to: Porky; Skank
like not cool. not cool at all.
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from: karinBOSS
to: pinkBitch, fatAss
what? he didn't pleasure you enough? *smirk smirk smirk*
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from: Sak
to: Skank; Porky
lol fak u biotch :D
NO, i was like 'why did you want to see me' le sexy voice hoping for something AWESOME
and he was all 'no reason'
NOT COOL
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from: karinBOSS
to: pinkBitch; fatAss
LOL LOL LOL
dude, like just fucked you over dude
but i must agree that was LAME
and GAY
kill him? :O
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from: Sak
to: Skank; Porky
nah, let him like, live a little
yeah, that was GAY :O IS HE LIKE, REALLY GAY?
btw, WHERE IS PORK-CHOPS?
how could that slut be missing this
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from karinBOSS
to: pinkBitch; fatAss
she's prbly just gorging herself wi-
"HEY"
"stop texting your stupid friends about me being gay"
"WHAT? I was doing no-such-thing."
"hn"
"GIVE ME BACK MY BABY"
sakura proceeded to try and rip her baby out of Sasuke's hands, falling on him and biting his arm.
"DID YOU JUST BITE ME?"
"Jeez, stop being such a priss"
"I'm not a priss"
"whatever you say..."
Sakura looked in to Sasukes eyes, a warmth pooling inside her stomach.
was it just her or was his face getting closer?
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from: superStar4evah
to: glamzz2be; sexOnTHEbeach
subject: 6 a.m whatever, sleep is so over rated
like, i know your probably sleeping and stuff but...
SASUKE UCHIHA KISSED ME.
ME, SAKURA HARUNO.
SCORE BITCHESSSSS.
now, i'm gonna go flail around the huose and scare my mother.
and do some squats.
i think i gained some pounds while stuffing those gummy bears down my throat.
lol.
lessthenthree,
Sak's
P.s. I MADE OUT WITH SASUKE FUCKING UCHIHA!
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a/n: leave a review? please? and maybe i'll try to make a next chapter tonight?
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