Okay...
BASICALLY me and my sister decided to write fluff together... We both wrote a bit and then swapped laptops, that sort of thing XD The bits in italic are hers, the normal is mine... Oh and her Fanfiction penname is Just a milkshake! Go check her out, and also see her side of our fluff swap... :D
Once upon a time there was a guy called Link. He had blue eyes like the sky and blonde hair like golden silk. He wore an outfit of green, which helped him to blend in with his deeply forested surroundings.
Suddenly he tripped over a moblin, sending them rolling. The moblin was on top. It looked down and said 'hey sugar tits what's shaking?' as it caressed his face. Link couldn't reach his sword. He was trapped.
Link swore and tried to throw the moblin off of him. But it was holding tight!
"Let go of me!" Link cried.
"Never!" The moblin replied. Link paused. He recognized that voice from somewhere… But now was no time to be thinking about that!
"If you don't let go I will… I will…" Link thought quickly about the worst punishment he could think off "I WILL PUNCH A CABBAGE, FLIP A TABLE AND TWERK OUT THE ROOM VIOLENTLY!"
The moblin stopped, and looked at him, laughing. Suddenly, it pulled its head off. Link flinched, but it was oaky because it was only a mask.
Zelda looked down at him, laughing.
"That." She said "Was the weirdest thing I have ever heard."
"Coming from the girl in a moblin suit."
"Oh shush you."
Link reached and touched herbutt, sending them both flying off into the beautiful sunset.
THE END