Title: The Joys of Teaching
Series: Guilty Gear X
Pairing: (hinted) Anji/Chipp
Theme/Genre: General, Humor, slight Romance?
Rating: PG-13
Notes: Chipp doesn't know what a specific word means. Anji's there to help.

Chipp ran as fast as he could to the colony. He made a new discovery! Too bad he didn't know exactly what it was but maybe Anji could help. Arriving at the bridge, he saw the fan dancer sweeping up some scattered leaves. Though Chipp was a very stealthy ninja, Anji saw his blur and tripped him with the rake. Chipp came to a screeching halt on his face but got right back up and grinned like an idiot in front of Anji.

"Not very ninja-like today, are we?"

Ignoring Anji's remark, Chipp beamed like a child and said,

"Guess what, sensei? I was shopping for the groceries you asked me to get but heard something new!"

Anji gave him a disappointed look and said, "Did you even get the groceries?"

The silence was long and the wind blew past, scattering Anji's neat pile of leaves. He sighed and tossed the rake inside his arm shawl, making it disappear into Hammer Space. Chipp knew that sigh. It meant that Chipp was going to pay… severely. He gulped and gave Anji the Puppy Dog Eyes™.

"You know that doesn't work on me. It's only effective when I do it."

"Is not!"

"Want me to prove it?"

"No."

"There you go, my point is proven!"

"ANYWAY! Yeah, I forgot the stupid groceries-"

"And we'll have no dinner until then.."

"Enough with the guilt trip!"

"Fine. As you were saying…"

"I passed some bookstore and heard a bunch of girls talking about this 'yaoi'…"

"…"

"What is it?"

"Well?"

"HELLO?"

"...You really don't know?"

"NO!"

"You… need to study more."

"Then teach me!"

Anji suppressed his laugh with a wicked grin. This, of course, made Chipp even more nervous. The intensity was broken once Anji gave out a delightful chuckle. Chipp could imagine the sweatdrop behind the back of his head.

"Okay, Chipp-chan!"

"Chipp-chan? The fuck?"

"Exactly."

"Huh?"

"Nothing! Anyway, I'll teach you. That and many… other things as well."

Anji placed his hand on Chipp's back and gave a small push, making the ninja step forward a bit.

"Hey! Where we going?"

"Inside. 'Tis autumn and my being shirtless out here isn't pleasant." Anji said, as he aided Chipp to the steps.

"But you never wear a shirt."

"Cuz I'm too sexy for my-"

"Don't. Just… don't."

"Aw, you're no fun."

"Whatever. So, what's this yaoi?"

They reached the top and stopped in front of the gate. Anji was seriously having a hard time suppressing his laughter. But he managed to pull it off with another Bishounen Smile™ and said,

"You'll find out soon enough. We'll just have to go to my room for this.. lesson."

"Why? Is it a secret or something?"

"Yes and No. Depends really."

"…I don't get it."

"Don't worry. You will soon."

Anji stepped to the side and let Chipp enter first. He smirked to himself as he had a nice view of Chipp's butt. He was hoping Chipp did the grocery shopping before finding out this new discovery. One of the items he needed was lube, after all.

♥ Owari ♥

Q&A Time!

Q: You wrote a fanfic…? OMGWTFBBQ!11!11ONE!
A: After not writing for God knows how long, this finally popped into my head during work yesterday. I guess the general lack of Anji/Chipp-ness in the Internets got to me. XD;

Q: Where are they?
A: Over here: http(:)/ggxlol(.)highervoltage(.)net/ggpstagecolony(.)gif
-Ignore the tiny sprite people-

Q: But I thought you hate canon?
A: Not hate, but strongly dislike. And who declared Anji/Chipp was completely canon anyway? XP

Q: This a one-shot or will there be a continuation?
A: I don't know yet. I am thinking about it though.

Q: This fic sucks anyway. You lose in life. >P
A: I'm sorry! T-T I'm too rusty. u.u

(If you can't tell, I made up the questions. Because I'm a loser like that. ;-;)