The Trio

"Eunuch"—talking

'Man, I need a smoke'—thinking

'BLOOD'—demonic thoughts/actual demons

I do not own Naruto, or any other canon characters.

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"You didn't have to kill him you know…"

A red haired boy put away a gun and observed his work. The kanji for "ai" was visible on his forehead. Black rings adorned his eyes, showing immense lack of sleep. His school jacket had a little blood on it, and a teal coloured tie was worn under it.

He wiped a little blood off of his collar (as, remarkably, that was the only place the blood touched him), and looked at the speaker. "I told him I would, he just didn't heed my warning."

A blonde boy, the red heads counter part, shook his head. His sky blue eyes sparkled with mischievous mirth, and the whisker marks on his face did nothing but add to the fox like grin that adorned his face. His jacket was slung over his shoulder, and his white dress shirt had a few red drops on it, but thanks to his obscenely orange tie, no one would notice. "I guess he had it coming then, if you warned him," the boy said in an eerily happy way.

"Stop insinuating that I'm lying," the red headed boy demanded. "If you do not, you may befall the same fate…"

The meaning was left hanging in the air, even though it was painfully obvious.

"Like you could," the blonde said, coaxing a growl from the other. A small smirk played on his lips. "We should be heading to school now; Gaara."

"…"

And so the two boys left the alley, and made their way to the most expensive school in fire country, Konoha Private School.

It wasn't until later that night that the body of Mizuki was found in the alley. It looked as though something had exploded in the many bullet wounds covering his body.

No bullets were ever found.

At Konoha Private School, the students were reeling. The night before, a teacher was found dead. To make matters worse, the police had no way of finding the perpetrators.

Most of the students could be found mourning over their lost teacher, or attending the ceremony of prayer for the man.

Most of the students, not all.

Three students could be seen outside, leaning on a wall near the front entrance. They were drawing, smoking, and reading respectfully.

"So, it was you two hmmmm?" the one that was drawing asked.

The one that was smoking looked down and grinned. "Who else would do it?" he inquired.

"I think you should have taken me with you."

"No, Sai, it was a spur of the moment thing."

"Spur of the moment my ass, Naruto-kun. Gaara plans all of his hits."

"Shut up, Sai"

"Get a penis, Gaara"

The two other boys sweat dropped.

"Sai…I've been meaning to ask you. Are you obsessed with penis?"

"No, I just find penis-less people like you and Gaara fascinating."

"Then why don't you find girls fascinating."

"Vaginas"

"…"

"Oh…"

The three boys fell silent again, and the blonde took a drag from his cigarette.

"You know, Naruto-kun, you could get cancer from those things," The comment caused Naruto to growl at Sai.

"Stuff it, Sai-chan. Why don't you go 'n fuck the Uchiha!"

"Uzumaki-san, that's gross," the red head in the group stated.

"Yeah, Naru-kun! I have better taste then that!"

"What did you mean by 'vaginas', Sai?"

"I meant that vaginas aren't as fascinating as penis'. I mean, the penis goes into the vagina, so it is superior to it."

"You're a sexist pig, Sai."

"You're a sexy beast, Naru-kun."

"You both better shut up." Ah Gaara, always the mood breaker.

Naruto finished his smoke and turned to his companions. "Let's get to class, bells about to ring."

The two others nodded in agreement.

So the three once again entered the primer-white halls of Konoha Private School.

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Betaboi here.

My first ever highschool fic. Also my first attempt at a 'M' rated fic. Sorry if you don't like the OOC Naruto, it fits the story so I'm not changing him. If you hate me for it…good for you.

I don't know what to do for pairings, if you have any Crack, non-yiao pairings you'd like to request, please tell me.

Tell me what you think. Should there be more chapters? R&R