CHaper On: Apenticship
Swaggerikt woked upd. Next to him, Llamakiit, is broter,lay aseep.
He was an kit of SwaggCaln. SwagClan was the best caln in tehf orst! His mother, Awesomemom, was a;redy aaaawak. "HOOney, wake ohp," She sauyd. "Tod is ted aye that u becum ant aprintic" Sweggerkit went oustid and saw that tere ladder, Bossstar, was aredy up on teh rorc. "Swagit, you are abut to became an apentice of Swagcalnt. You r now swagepow, and ur mentor is Textabbreviation.
Llamait, u are naow llamapoaw. Ur mentor iss Bifpoof. Bigpoof is a vry fulfly kat. His parants wernt even sure if he was an cat at first! Bosstar rinned. "hlo, Swegpaw. Im Textabbreviation. Im ur mentor." Testabreviation was always on her phone and as a result, forgot the native cat language and learned text abbreviating (Ironically, her name was already Textpaw in the first place). Her brother?
THE TEMMIE.
He was this strange and mental cat monster that never participates in hunting or border patrols, constantly misplaces his face, and has this strange addiction for…..human food….?
Yeah. It's THAT weird.
Actually, nobody was ever aware of his existence until September of 2015, and even then, nobody actually paid him any mind until the day he burst through the nursery wall, looking for his face, which was later found underneath some very sleepy (and very startled) kits.
Anyways, Lliamakit was assigned to…. Tsunderecat, the Tsundere-est cat in the forst!
"Why train?" Llamakit asked.
"NUUU! Y-you do what I SAY!" T-Cat yelled kawaiily. She made spakle eeys and tt hey had to agree.
"Well," Said Coolshades, Swaggerpoo's dad, "We could always do, idk, HUNTI-I mean, hunting, yo." They didn't have a gender, simply because they were just to cool to have one.
Txtabbreviation said, "Of COURSE! Y didnt I thnk of that before!?" So they went huntig. Swaggerpaw found a mouse, but the mose raned awal. He latter fopund a squirrel, and caught it with the hunting trick he saw on the TV that totally wasn't in the middle of dirtplace. Tasabrevaton cuntragulated him and they contidued hutnig. Latter, when they mad it bacj to comp, Bosstar wasx standid in the medle of camp! "I has announcement!, He saidj, "We are under attack!" "From whoen?" Asxked Dogetail. He was cool.
"EPICCLAN1!1!11!1!" Bosstare yeldullded. "SO…we wall attack at once! Awesomemem, Tsunderecutsz, Fishheart, Shoepelt…." Swalderpaow helt his and waitedd. "…..Swagderstpaw and lliama paw." Swaggerpax locks and lama poop and smeled haply. "We get to got ot uff camp!11!1!111!" Llamapaoow sad. Heh was happy. And so, the cllina set off for EpicClan's awesome tertry.