this might be hard to read, but... it might be worth it, i dunno.
The Supe Cool Mario Rant
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oh my freaking god that took a lot of time and ill post a second chapter of the readable version at the end. but next is the Luigi rant. i'll also make a readable version of that to... sorry that it goes sideways and not up and down...byebye