warning I do not own naruto although I wish I did

Dizz-sensei : this is a short little story that I just thought up

Gaara : This is a Prince of Disaster production

Naruto: Lets read

additional warning I DO NOT OWN JACK EXCEPT DEMON X AND A FEW OF IT'S MEMBERS

It is a bright and sunny day in the leaf village,and it is an inportant day.Today is the day that Naruto gets to take a break from being a ninja and kick back and relax...NOT!!" Naruto I got a mission for you" Tsunade said to him. " But granny today is my day off !!" he whined but she wouldn't have it " Naruto you will take this mission and you will complete it !!" she said with more fore in her voice that it scared the living hell out of him.

" Fine granny but you still owe me a day off " he said taking the mission spects from her and walking out the door." Hmm it looks like a normal C-rank mission" he stated as he began to read it:

Mission:

Protect one Hinata Hyuga from assasins AT ALL COST

requested from Hirashi Hyuga

Naruto blinked a couple of times what the hell Hinata needs a bodyguard but she was a ninja this had to be a joke. But it wasn't for when he got there Hinata's Father was waiting right there looking directly at him."So you are the one the Hokage sent to guard my daughter ?" he said raising an eyebrow at the confused Naruto " um yeah .. I mean yes sir " Naruto was really confused why did Hinata need a bodyguard and why were assaisins after her? Hirashi saw Naruto's confusion " you want to know why assaisins are after my daughter don't you" all Naruto could do was nod his head" the truth is that there are no assaisins" the worried father said making Naruto fall right on his face." WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN THERE ARE NO ASSAISINS WHY THE HELL I'M I EVEN HERE!!" he yelled wondering what the hell " well ...um.. you see.. Hinat has been acting kind of strange hehheheheh" Hirashi said rubbing the back of his head. Naruto could not believe this not only did he have a mission on his freaking day off but now he finds out that his mission was a freaking fake."What the hell you are telling me that I came here on my damn day off because Hinata is acting stranger than usual!! he said very pissed at the moment.The head of the clan nodded his head " come I'll take you to her " he said as he guilded Naruto to where Hinata was.But little did he know that he was about to enter a Wtf moment. As Naruto opened the door to the heiress's bed room he was met with two arms flying around him " WTF!!" he screamed. "Hahahaha ...hmm hello Nauto-kuuuuuun I have been waiting for you " said a very scary Hinata " um Hinata-chan what is going on?" he then looked in her room and saw the dead bodies of Sakura and Kiba " oh you dom't know? " she asked in a creepy inocent voice " um Hinata what happened to Kiba and Sakura ? " he asked get a little frightened right now he looked to see her father closing another door smiling like an evil psycho killer trapping him inside alone with her." Oh them? I killed them so they wouldn't get in the way" she said like it was no big deal

"Get in the way of what ? " he asked scared out of his mind,she just laughed and looked at him with a big smile " Of me raping and killing you silly" she said in a crazy scary cut voice.Naruto gasp and tried to run but she stopped him.

"Sorry naruto-kun but you die now " she shouted stabbing him with a sword. he fell on too the ground dead.

9 months later a baby could be heard crying " shhhh my little one " said a women picking up the crying baby. Calming it down " now go back to sleep Naruto-kun" the baby fell back to sleep . Hinata smiled in a sick way " there Naruto now your with me for ever . And there in the corner was Naruto's preserved body . She walked to the body and kissed the dead body " goodnight my love " and she walked off .

THE END

Dizz-sensei: Yeah ... I made Hinata crazy