Naruto
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. If I did, well...yeah. However I do own me, S.E. and the donuts. MINE!
S.E. sat down in her announcing chair, eating donuts. She was up somewhere that was hard to pronounce.
"Huh? Oh! I'm S.E., the announcer for Know Your Stars: Naruto Style. Today, I'm going to torture-er- I mean, talk about people from Naruto!"
She moved her microphone a little to the left and announced.
"Our first victim-cough cough- guest, is none other than Uzumaki Naruto!"
The spiky haired blonde walked in, and sitting in the small chair.
"So…why am I here?"
"Because I sent you that invitation…remember?" S.E. said.
Naruto thought.
"Oh yeah! Where's the ramen? I'm hungry!"
"Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars!"
"Huh? Is it starting already? I haven't ate my ramen yet!"
S.E. slapped her head.
"Naruto….he hates ramen…"
"WHAT? I don't hate ramen! Who told you that?"
S.E. shrugged.
"Not my fault you hate ramen so much."
"I don't hate it!"
"Yeah you do! You plan to…to destroy it!" She wept.
'But I LIKE ramen!"
S.E. ignored him and continued on,
"Naruto….likes to pick other people's noses when they aren't looking."
"Yuck! That's disturbing!"
"I know you are. Just don't pick my nose, nose picker."
"I don't pick other people's noses! And I like ramen!"
"Naruto….he stole my donuts! Where are they?"
Naruto gave her a confused look.
"I didn't steal your donuts! I swear!"
S.E. started to cry.
"You're so mean! You hate ramen, like to pick other people's noses AND you stole my donuts!"
"How could I? You're up there, and I'm down here!" Naruto said.
"You stole my donuts! Who could be so cruel?" S.E. said.
"I didn't steal your donuts!"
"Now you know…..the nose picking, ramen hating, donut stealing fox boy, Naruto!"
"They don't know me! That's lies! Lies lies lies! I want my money back!"
"You didn't pay any money, stupid. I want my donuts back!" S.E. said again.
"I'm leaving!" Naruto walked out.
"Make sure you don't pick other people's noses!" S.E. yelled.
"I don't pick other people's noses!" Naruto called out.
"Now you know Naruto…I'm going to the police department…they'll give me some donuts!"
S.E.: This is my first Naruto fanfic!
Chi: I can't believe he hates ramen! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU!
Natasha: Okaeeee...
S.E.: Look! I got replacement donuts!