SPIDER-MAN 2: 'Lectro in da HOUSE!!
Disclaimer: I have no ownership of this game. Although it would have been cool, I don't.
Chapter One: The Mystery Man!!
NEWS FLASH!! Captain America foils Doc Ock's Plan to Drown NY in Milk!! Symbiote "Carnage" Blown to Hell! Spider-Freak is wanted for questioning of the Heist! (Like THAT'll ever happen)
Peter Parker, aka, Prodigy, aka Dusk, aka Spider-Pheonix aka the AMAZING SPIDER-FREAK--erm, SPIDER-MAN, is swinging around New York, minding his own business, when he suddenly notices a blue blur leap past him. He immediately veered the other way, slamming in a Flag pole, complete with a visible and audiable PING!. He immediatly fell to the ground...or roof, also with a visible/audiable SNAP!!.
"...Ow..." Spidey said, in a dazed pain. However, he was not allowed to show that action. He was given hurt actions, like, "Be Hit", "Be grabbed", "Be Flagpole Collided", "Be Dazed", and "Be Thrown". He was not, however, given the "Be Hunched Over, With Back Visibly Out Of Place, Wishing He Were Free Of Fate's Twisted Way of Humor"action...That was deleted from the final cut. So now, he just stands there, looking normal. Beast then appears.
"Ah, it is good to see you again, my arachnidic friend." He said to Spidey.
"NICE TO MEET YOU, TOO." Spidey said still standing. "PLEASE PUNCH ME IN THE BACK." Without any thoughts or hesitations, Beast leaped over Spidey, and Haymakered him in the back. Another SNAP!! followed. "OWWWW!! I SAID PUNCH ME IN THE BACK! NOT BREAK IT EVEN FURTHER!...Hey, my back's fixed. Cool. So, what brings you out to wander the Roofs of New York? Not another Sentinel Attack I hope." He didn't notice the Large Sentinel behind him, continuing to go upward and upward, into space where it continued, and collided into the sun.
"No, Arachnea Superior, it just came to my observation that your agilitic ablilities could require a slight reenhancement."
Seconds pass.
"What the hell did you just say?"
"I said your moves could use a little more practice."
"Thanks, but I think I'm doing pretty good. I've been doing this for some time now."
"Really?" a wierd-ass Spider-shaped compass appeared in the bottom right corner of the screen. "Then could you tell me what this little gadget is?"
"Uh....I have no idea what the hell that thing is. But uh....is it my....Spider....Compass?"
"Hmm. It seems you are correct. Since you're so SMART, why don't you try following me?" With that, Beast leaped off again.
".....D-did he just insult my intelligence?!" Spidey then swung in a straight line, smacking all the bad guys around, listening to Beast give pretty much the SAME info that Black Cat gave him a while ago.
After a short time of listening to Beast drone on about how he can improve his skills by going to Xavier's Danger Room, Spidey swings to the exit point. He saves his game, and continues, without going to Training.
Spider-Man's senses go off, and he just notices the McBurger restaurant get blown in, with a cloaked figure, holding a Briefcase, running from it and leaping onto a Bike, and riding away. Spidey threw a Tracer, to be able to follow him. He then dodged the barriage of Bullets heading his way. And kicked butt. And put out a car fire. And Put out the Coffeehouse fire with a fire hydrant. The pressure knocked him into the Fire, and then put the fire out. Spidey banged his head on a table, giving him a moderate headache. Then he took out a Band of thugs. Then.....
...He played Basketball for a while. On the third basket, the Basket exploded. Leaving Spidey with nothing to do but follow the Mystery Man.
LATER...
Spider-Man Infiltrates the Warehouse where the MM went in. He notices him give the Case to ANOTHER Mystery Man. Walking in like a ditz, he casually made his way to the center of the room. His Spider Sense went off.
"Wha..?" Spidey then noticed he was surrounded by Thugs. "Ohhhhh....F--K!!" he Web Zip Lined Straight up, the guards proceeded to pump each other full of lead. All but one of them dissappeared. Spidey dropped from the ceiling. "What, no more? Awww...Damn. Guess it's Q and A time."
Spidey lifted the only guard that hadn't disappeared, and asked who where his boss was heading.
"I ain't tellin' you SHIT!"
"Well, you see, I don't want to know shit. I already have the basic details down. It's brown, mushy, easily confused for a rock, smells awful, and most organic creatures deposit it throughout the day. But what I wanna know is where your boss is going."
"Get Bent, Bug!"
"Did that, and it hurt. Seeing as you won't cooperate, I'm gonna have to find a way to persuade you." Spidey webs the thug, and grabs a bag of CheezIts from his pocket. This causes the Thug to drool. Spidey waves it in his face. "Come on, COME ON!" Spidey said in a Master-to-Dog voice. "Where's your Boss? Where? Where is he? Huh? Where's your boss?"
"Hanger 18!! Now lemme go and gimme the CheezIts!!" Spidey does so, and is soon after hit with a Vibro-Shock Blast.
"Ah, Shocker. I was hoping I'd (never) see you again." Spidey said, ignoring the Tony Hawk stars around his head. And dodging yet another V-S Blast.
"Die, Meddlesom bug!!"
"Hey shock, look up."
"Huh?" Shocker looks up, noticing a crate hanging overhead. Spidey throws a web at it, pulls and...
...Just misses Shocker by half an inch.
"....Uh-oh." Spidey said.
"You suck at this game." He throws a Grapnel onto another crate, pulls it towards himself, and is knocked over. Dazed, he gets up. "Like that. Got it?"
"You mean like....this?" He shoots web at the crate behind shocker, and yanks. Wood chips go flying all over the place.
"Yeeeaah!" Shocker then falls over.
"Come on, Shock, I think it's about time you took Therapy." Spidey picks Shocker up, smashes out the window, webs him up to a Telephone Pole, and swings to the Plane Hangars.
Meanwhile, in the Warehouse...
Guybrush U. Threepwood, pirate, husband to Elaine, (and cannon fodder in my fanfics,)decided to go this warehouse to light a cigar. After finishing it, he tossed it away. Little did he realize that gas was leaking from a random nearby propane canister.
Outside...
A cop looked at the normal, happy warehouse. Another cop came by.
"Anything suspicious?"
"Nope...."
Visible/Adiable FVOOM!!!!!
The entire Warehouse explodes.
The two cops stood there, hats blown off, hair blown back.
"...Unless you call that suspicious."
"Yep."
"....You wanna burger or somethin'?"
"Yep."
The two cops went off to find a buger joint, while Guybrush roasts with the rest of the warehouse.
TO BE CONTINUED.
Bahamut- So there you have it. The first Chapter is done, and now I'm going to eat a Flan or something. Hey you kids, don't steal any of my stuff while I'm gone.
Kids- We won't...trust us!
Bahamut- Tereena, make sure these punks don't do anything stupid.::leaves::
Tereena- 'Kay. ::pulls Fusion Rocket Launcher from Bag:: Move and I vaporize you all.
Kid-::stands there. The Doritos he was eating fall out of his mouth::
Disclaimer: I have no ownership of this game. Although it would have been cool, I don't.
Chapter One: The Mystery Man!!
NEWS FLASH!! Captain America foils Doc Ock's Plan to Drown NY in Milk!! Symbiote "Carnage" Blown to Hell! Spider-Freak is wanted for questioning of the Heist! (Like THAT'll ever happen)
Peter Parker, aka, Prodigy, aka Dusk, aka Spider-Pheonix aka the AMAZING SPIDER-FREAK--erm, SPIDER-MAN, is swinging around New York, minding his own business, when he suddenly notices a blue blur leap past him. He immediately veered the other way, slamming in a Flag pole, complete with a visible and audiable PING!. He immediatly fell to the ground...or roof, also with a visible/audiable SNAP!!.
"...Ow..." Spidey said, in a dazed pain. However, he was not allowed to show that action. He was given hurt actions, like, "Be Hit", "Be grabbed", "Be Flagpole Collided", "Be Dazed", and "Be Thrown". He was not, however, given the "Be Hunched Over, With Back Visibly Out Of Place, Wishing He Were Free Of Fate's Twisted Way of Humor"action...That was deleted from the final cut. So now, he just stands there, looking normal. Beast then appears.
"Ah, it is good to see you again, my arachnidic friend." He said to Spidey.
"NICE TO MEET YOU, TOO." Spidey said still standing. "PLEASE PUNCH ME IN THE BACK." Without any thoughts or hesitations, Beast leaped over Spidey, and Haymakered him in the back. Another SNAP!! followed. "OWWWW!! I SAID PUNCH ME IN THE BACK! NOT BREAK IT EVEN FURTHER!...Hey, my back's fixed. Cool. So, what brings you out to wander the Roofs of New York? Not another Sentinel Attack I hope." He didn't notice the Large Sentinel behind him, continuing to go upward and upward, into space where it continued, and collided into the sun.
"No, Arachnea Superior, it just came to my observation that your agilitic ablilities could require a slight reenhancement."
Seconds pass.
"What the hell did you just say?"
"I said your moves could use a little more practice."
"Thanks, but I think I'm doing pretty good. I've been doing this for some time now."
"Really?" a wierd-ass Spider-shaped compass appeared in the bottom right corner of the screen. "Then could you tell me what this little gadget is?"
"Uh....I have no idea what the hell that thing is. But uh....is it my....Spider....Compass?"
"Hmm. It seems you are correct. Since you're so SMART, why don't you try following me?" With that, Beast leaped off again.
".....D-did he just insult my intelligence?!" Spidey then swung in a straight line, smacking all the bad guys around, listening to Beast give pretty much the SAME info that Black Cat gave him a while ago.
After a short time of listening to Beast drone on about how he can improve his skills by going to Xavier's Danger Room, Spidey swings to the exit point. He saves his game, and continues, without going to Training.
Spider-Man's senses go off, and he just notices the McBurger restaurant get blown in, with a cloaked figure, holding a Briefcase, running from it and leaping onto a Bike, and riding away. Spidey threw a Tracer, to be able to follow him. He then dodged the barriage of Bullets heading his way. And kicked butt. And put out a car fire. And Put out the Coffeehouse fire with a fire hydrant. The pressure knocked him into the Fire, and then put the fire out. Spidey banged his head on a table, giving him a moderate headache. Then he took out a Band of thugs. Then.....
...He played Basketball for a while. On the third basket, the Basket exploded. Leaving Spidey with nothing to do but follow the Mystery Man.
LATER...
Spider-Man Infiltrates the Warehouse where the MM went in. He notices him give the Case to ANOTHER Mystery Man. Walking in like a ditz, he casually made his way to the center of the room. His Spider Sense went off.
"Wha..?" Spidey then noticed he was surrounded by Thugs. "Ohhhhh....F--K!!" he Web Zip Lined Straight up, the guards proceeded to pump each other full of lead. All but one of them dissappeared. Spidey dropped from the ceiling. "What, no more? Awww...Damn. Guess it's Q and A time."
Spidey lifted the only guard that hadn't disappeared, and asked who where his boss was heading.
"I ain't tellin' you SHIT!"
"Well, you see, I don't want to know shit. I already have the basic details down. It's brown, mushy, easily confused for a rock, smells awful, and most organic creatures deposit it throughout the day. But what I wanna know is where your boss is going."
"Get Bent, Bug!"
"Did that, and it hurt. Seeing as you won't cooperate, I'm gonna have to find a way to persuade you." Spidey webs the thug, and grabs a bag of CheezIts from his pocket. This causes the Thug to drool. Spidey waves it in his face. "Come on, COME ON!" Spidey said in a Master-to-Dog voice. "Where's your Boss? Where? Where is he? Huh? Where's your boss?"
"Hanger 18!! Now lemme go and gimme the CheezIts!!" Spidey does so, and is soon after hit with a Vibro-Shock Blast.
"Ah, Shocker. I was hoping I'd (never) see you again." Spidey said, ignoring the Tony Hawk stars around his head. And dodging yet another V-S Blast.
"Die, Meddlesom bug!!"
"Hey shock, look up."
"Huh?" Shocker looks up, noticing a crate hanging overhead. Spidey throws a web at it, pulls and...
...Just misses Shocker by half an inch.
"....Uh-oh." Spidey said.
"You suck at this game." He throws a Grapnel onto another crate, pulls it towards himself, and is knocked over. Dazed, he gets up. "Like that. Got it?"
"You mean like....this?" He shoots web at the crate behind shocker, and yanks. Wood chips go flying all over the place.
"Yeeeaah!" Shocker then falls over.
"Come on, Shock, I think it's about time you took Therapy." Spidey picks Shocker up, smashes out the window, webs him up to a Telephone Pole, and swings to the Plane Hangars.
Meanwhile, in the Warehouse...
Guybrush U. Threepwood, pirate, husband to Elaine, (and cannon fodder in my fanfics,)decided to go this warehouse to light a cigar. After finishing it, he tossed it away. Little did he realize that gas was leaking from a random nearby propane canister.
Outside...
A cop looked at the normal, happy warehouse. Another cop came by.
"Anything suspicious?"
"Nope...."
Visible/Adiable FVOOM!!!!!
The entire Warehouse explodes.
The two cops stood there, hats blown off, hair blown back.
"...Unless you call that suspicious."
"Yep."
"....You wanna burger or somethin'?"
"Yep."
The two cops went off to find a buger joint, while Guybrush roasts with the rest of the warehouse.
TO BE CONTINUED.
Bahamut- So there you have it. The first Chapter is done, and now I'm going to eat a Flan or something. Hey you kids, don't steal any of my stuff while I'm gone.
Kids- We won't...trust us!
Bahamut- Tereena, make sure these punks don't do anything stupid.::leaves::
Tereena- 'Kay. ::pulls Fusion Rocket Launcher from Bag:: Move and I vaporize you all.
Kid-::stands there. The Doritos he was eating fall out of his mouth::