Sakura: Finally I get to teach a whole lesson all by myself, and I'm going to teach something relevant, something modern, the LIBRARY!

Sakura:
The library is really really great
Kakashi:
For porn
Sakura
It's so organized so I don't have to wait

Kakashi:
For porn
Sakura
Huh?
There's always some new type,
Kakashi
For porn!
Sakura:

I'll read all day and night
Kakashi:
For porn!
Sakura:
It's like I'm learning at the speed of light
Kakashi:
For porn!
Sakura
Kakashi!

Kakashi:
The library is for porn
Sakura:
Kakashi!
Kakashi:
The library is for porn,
Sakura:
What are you doing!?
Kakashi:
Why you think the place was born?
Porn porn porn

Sakura:
Kakashi!!!
Kakashi:
Oh hello Sakura
Sakura:
You are ruining my song
Kakashi:
Oh I'm sorry, I didn't mean to
Sakura:
Well if you wouldn't mind please being quiet for a minute so I can finish?
Kakashi:
Okidokie
Sakura:
Good

I'm glad we have this awesome Library.
Kakashi:
For porn
Sakura:
Which gives us untold opportunity
Kakashi:
For porn, oops, sorry
Sakura:
Right from konoha
Kakashi:
For ---
Sakura:
You can read about birds and pop
Until you've had enough and your ready to stop
Kakashi:
FOR PORN!!

Sakura:
Kakashi!
Kakashi
The library is for porn!
Sakura:
Noooo
Kakashi:
The library if for porn!
Sakura:
Kakashi
Kakashi:
Me up all night honking me horn to porn, porn, porn!

Sakura:
That's gross you're a pervert
Kakashi:
Ah, sticks and stones Haruno Sakura
Sakura:
NO really, your a pervert
Shinobi's don't sit at home and look
At porn at the library

Kakashi:

Ohhh?
Sakura:
What?!
Kakashi:
You have no idea
Ready Shinobi's

Shinobi's (Lee, Naruto, Sasuke and Shikamaru)
Ready--- ready ----ready

Kakashi:
Let me hear it!

Kakashi and boys:
The library is for porn!
Sasuke:
Sorry mate
Kakashi and boys:
The library is for porn!
Sasuke:
I masturbate!
Kakashi and boys:
All these guys unzip their flies
For porn, porn, porn!

Sakura:
The library is not for porn!!

Kakashi and boys:
PORN!, PORN, P---

Sakura:
HOLD ON A SECOND!

Now I know for a fact that you, Lee, you read about spandex and racing.

Lee:
That's correct.

Sakura:
And Naruto, you read about Ramen in the food section

Naruto:
Sure!

Sakura:
And Shika, you keep skimming through the Genius's Guide to Dummy's

Shika:
Yes I do!

Sakura:
And Sasuke, you let me borrow that book on the Uchiha clan

Sasuke:
True!

Kakashi:
Oh, but Sakura…
What you think he do . . .after? hmm?

Sasuke:
. .yeah

Sakura:
EEEWWWWW!
Kakashi and boys:
The library is for porn!
Sakura:
Gross!
Kakashi and boys:
The Library is for porn!
Sakura:
I hate porn
Kakashi and boys:
So get hooked, is Icha Icha booked?

*talking to library clerk*

Sakura:

I hate you men
Kakashi and boys:
For porn, porn, porn!
(harmonizing) porn, porn, porn, porn
Sakura:
I'm leaving!

Kakashi and boys:
Porn, porn, porn, porn
porn, porn, porn, porn
Sakura:
I hate the library!

Kakashi and boys:

Porn, porn, porn, porn

Kakashi:

The library is for

Kakashi and some:

The library is for

Kakashi and boys:

The library is for PORN!

Kakashi:

YEAH!