A / N: So my cousin and I love Fallout 3, and so we got bored this one time, and made up this thing called Steve the Mirelurk. It's like, incredibly pwnful, so now we're posting it here. Also, Steve the Mirelurk episodes are like, really short, so... yeah. They're also pure, unadulterated crack.
Once, in a wasteland far away, there was a Mirelurk named Steve. Steve had a wife and three kids and he lived in the Anchorage War Memorial. One day, Steve got really bored with omnomming innocent Wastelanders and roving traders. So he told his wife and three kids he was going Raider hunting and set out Raider hunting to hunt Raiders. He went across the river and past Grandma Sparkle's shack, where a bunch of dudes tried to throw NukaCola at him, which was weird.
So Steve finally got to the Raider lair at Springvale Elementary school, and on the way he even got to omnom a pedestrian lawyer. But he tasted nasty, so Steve spat him back out. Anyways, Steve walked up to the Raider lair all stealthy like, and then he omnommed the Raider outside, who was making a necklace of tiny flowers with the dried flesh of his enemies. Then Steve put on the necklace because he wanted to give it to his daughter Doris. Steve crept inside, but one of the lady Raiders with ugly hair saw him and yelled, " UN FORASTATO!" or something roughly like that, but Steve saw a bottle of spray paint the Raiders had been using to graffiti the inside of the school with, and he picked it up really awkwardly with his pincer-hand-things, and he blinded the Raider with it. Then the Raider's friends came in wearing Pint-sized Slasher masks and, bless him, Steve fought them even though he was terrified of the hideous, gaping maw of the mask, along the dreadful, soulless, dark eyes pervading his sense of closure and security, rooting deep into his Mirelurk brain, and... DINGDONG killed the raiders! So Steve omnommed the raiders and headed back home. He also took the spray paint because it was blue and blue is cool.
Also Steve's daughter Doris got killed by the pedestrian lawyer dude he had tried to omnom earlier, so he had to give the necklace to his son Steve the Second, who liked it anyway because it smelled like real flowers.