I do not own persona or fatlus or segal. The only thing I own is my badass depiction of Makoto Yuki.
But if I did...
If you see this: (A.N) it means authors nose. Everyone thinks its notes but they are wrong.
Theres also gonna be music lyrics n shit but ill get to it soon. And now here is the greatest thing never! Persona Tree: Fuckin Eat Shit!
It all started, one simple morning at my kickass granpa's house. "All Right! Im awake!" I said to the birds as loud as I could...
"Oi' Shut Up! Some of us are tryin' to get some frickin sleep!"
That was my neighbor, what a prick.
"Oh never mind him Makoto."
"Holy shit granpa-san-senpai-sama, you are always in my bed for some reason."
"Uh right then, hand me my butt cream would you. Shonny?" He said quite sexually.
"Holy fuckin' crap!" I immediatly woke from my surreal dream.
I saw that my stop at Iwatodai was coming up. Burbon mime Dredd, I mean Burn my Dread was blasting from my shit headphones. When I stepped out from the subway, Something was amiss...
Everything was a dark ugly green and blood stated spewin'. OH MAH GAWD, IT WAZ THE GREENY TIME THING FROM MY CHILDHUD!1111 "Marty Marty!" A old man suddenly came out from a DeLorean.
"Holy crap Doc Brow-"
*Boom*
He was hit by a bus. Hmmm Seems Legit this is Wapan.
Well I had to do what I came here for. Find my shit dorm to the shit school.
I got tired of walking and found this neat motorcycle that somehow works during this green time.
"Where the fuck is my-"
*Bitch slap*
"Shut up whore!"
UGH! … Pfff, anyway. . (Author's Nose: THIS SHYET IS FUCKIN EMO HUH NIGGAH? WELL ITS ABOUT TO GET EVEN MORE EMOS!)
"FUCKING I LOVE K12 FROM FUCKIN SANTS FRO, I MEAN SAINTS ROW 2!"
BUT THERE WAS NO K12 STATIONS, BECAUSE THIS IS REAL LIFE! SO I SWITCHED TO THE TECHNO/HIPSTER/INDIE STATIONS!
"BANANANNANANANANANNANANANANANANANANANNANANANA!111 1"
(A.N: IF YOU THOUGHT THIS WAS AWESOME, THEN GUESS THE SONG MAKOTO SANG, ER HUMMED… THIS IS THE FUCKIN' KRUNCH. I MEAN FANFIC! FUCKIN SR2!11)
I FOUND THE STUPID DORM TO MY SHIT SCHOOL AND RAMMED THROUGH THE FUCKIN DOORS!
"HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK? ONE ONE ONE ONE!? It was a kid with dumb looking eyes…
"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING AT? RUN FUCKING RUN!" I yelled at the stupid kid to gtfo!
"Ahem."
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU AHEM-ING FOR?"
"Your late, I was waiting a long time for you…"
"FUCKING, WHAT ARE YOU SOME FUCKIN' MIDGET PEDO?"
"Uh…, I don't know what, what is?"
"FUCKIN' UGH! I HATE MY LIFE!"
"Wait, don't you want to sign this stupid contract to-
SELL YOUR SOOOOOUUUUUUULLLLLLLLL-
and get cool powers and shit?" …The kid had a point but I aint fucin selling my soul.
"Can I get it without selling my soul?"
"Sure… No Probalo…"
"'Kay FUCK YES!" I shouted at nothing, cause the kid looked kinda weird…
"Time waits for no on-
"SHYEUT AWWWUPPP!" The kid was being stupid and shit, and stupid…
So, uh that was my first fanshit ummm, FUCK EVERYTHING INCLUDING FAIRLY ENGLISH STORY!111 ARUUUUGHHHH