Is it spelt Vergil or Virgil? I cant remember and I'm to lazy to check.
Vergil was sitting on his high chair chewing on Sparda's house keys as Dante ran around the room while Sparda ate his dinner. Vergil, always quiet, Dante why couldn't you be more like your brother in that respect? I told Eva he wishes he was a V8 super car. He's gonna be hell when he's older.
He looked back at Vergil chewing on the keys and took a bite of his pizza, what he ate when Eva was out. Yep, first to do anything, come out, cry, walk and now teeth…'OUCH! SON OF A B…" He glanced down to Dante who was chewing his fathers arm. Great now their both teething. Fucking twins.
He looked around for something else for Dante to chew, sadly being in a kitchen, especially Sparda's and Eva's kitchen, everything was pointy. Except for the keys Vergil was currently chewing on.
So, Sparda grabbed the only safe thing in reach, unclamped Dante's jaws from his arm, and shoved the thing into his mouth.
From that day forth, Dante has not gone a day without pizza.